Man of the month - dec 2014

Giving,not taking the piss

'I'm not a doctor,' he told CNN's The Lead with Jake Tapper. 'What I am told is that this is one of the ways that the body is rehydrated.'

Perhaps general hayden should get a second opinion.

For normal people, I would suggest watching the dutch master's 'Soldier of Orange' to disabuse you of the general's heartfelt beleifs.
This machinefuck




always reminded me of fiction's greatest sub villain

The universe has changed shape

Universal love and the Do Nothing Revolutionary Brigade are victorious. The Conspiraloon Alliance has kept on fighting and, finally, it has won!

If Carlsberg made polemic

It would probably read like this.

7 / 7 / 7 / 7 / 7 / 7 / 7 7th Anniversary Special

Proof positive that, no matter how much or how hard you polish your prized turds, they're still turds.

Grade 6 Canadian New World Order Economics

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Football's coming home

This Sept. 2010 photo posted recently on the Titiusville, Fla.- based arms manufacturer Knight's Armament's Internet blog, shows members of Charlie Company, 1st Reconnaissance Battalion, out of Camp Pendleton, Calif. in Sangin, Helmand province, Afghanistan. The Marine Corps confirmed Thursday Feb. 8, 2012 that one of its scout sniper teams in Afghanistan posed for a photograph in front of a flag with a logo resembling that of the notorious Nazi SS. (AP Photo/knightarmco.com)

2012™ Olympocalypse

Olympics, N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-Ninteen, Nineteen Eighty Four 'style'

And, in a fine example of progress, evolution and the wonderful world in which we now live as a result of those things, in tandem with leaving power unchecked, here comes

Olympocalypse 2K+12

Don't expect 50,000 security personnel to suddenly disappear as quickly as they arrived

 

Predictive Programming and You - #322 Family Guy

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Deek Jackson needs a rest, probably

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Hammer Time

Naked Capitalism explores the new technocracy that has seized control in Greece, and it looks exactly like old school fascism.

Out of Work? Have you considered a new career in the exciting world of Spontaneous Revolution consultancy?

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Would you like to play The Game?
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First the Angels fall...

Lynx 2012 - The Final Edition...

which is the sequel to this...

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7/7 Ripple Effect - Here comes the punchline

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It must be admitted that the Conspiraloon Alliance has been somewhat critical of Muad'dib, the Man and the Message, in the past

However, after reviewing the One True Messiah's follow-up to 7/7 Ripple Effect, the Conspiraloon Collective has found cause for contemplation and re-consideration of its editorial stance

The choice on offer appears to be a stark one

Get what's good for you...

or BURN!!!

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Death cults are bound to attract strange people

After being filmed saying 'wow' on hearing of Gaddafi's death, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton joked with a TV news reporter

In the unedited footage, Clinton then announced hunger, extended her lower jaw and polished off a small furry animal an assistant had provided.

The Law Will Bring Peace

The consistently excellent Bill Mitchell performs an autopsy on the dead language found in the latest EU/IMF/ECB Troika report on Greece.

From a rent seekers point of view, the report must be rather appealling. State assets sold off at fire sale prices, onerous, to the point of insanity, debt obligations to be serviced indefinitely and a clear indication that the troika will act as a praetorian guard for their interests until the point of total collapse.

The big question is how long the greek security services will have the stomach to crack their friends and neighbours’ heads. After all, the protestors will have increasingly less to do but protest.

At that point , I suppose Eurogendfor* will move in.

Their commander,Colonel Cornelis Kuijs, has luckily completed a rather chillingly titled Netherlands Defence Academy course:

Philosophy and excellence in organisations: “Aristotle and Mastership”

(Aristotlean mastership being the science and practice of the ‘rule of slaves’; despotikè in greek)

Just what the greek people need, a technocrat with a gun.

* EGF (European Gendarmerie Force) will be, first and foremost, at the disposal of the EU (European Union) to carry out police missions in crisis management operations, in accordance with the the principles set up in Santa Maria de Feira and Nice European Council conclusions. When deployed for the EU, the PSC (Political and Security Committee of the EU) assumes the political control and the strategic direction.

Your bill, sir

Liberation said a letter from the NTC dated April 3 informed the emir, another major backer of the revolt, of a deal "to assign 35 percent of crude oil to France in exchange for its total and permanent support of our Council."

EXULT

In these troubled times, thank goodness we can all find comfort in the spectacle of a wounded sixty nine year old man being beaten to death by an armed gang.

FFS

Al-Qaida calls on Ahmadinejad to end 9/11 conspiracy theories

...apparently in the glossy terrorist lifestyle mag, Inspire.

A World Of Money

R.I.P Richard Hamilton

He both had and got,
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