The first eight seconds are the best and I propose that in future all ™ videos start with this introduction...
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Conspiraloon™ Conspiracy Theorist Characteristics:
Arrogance, relentlessness, inability to answer questions, fondness for certain stock phrases, inability to employ or understand Occam's Razor, inability to tell good evidence from bad, inability to withdraw, leaping to conclusions, using previous conspiracies as evidence to support their claims, and, it's always a conspiracy.Maybe, but not here, because ten-foot, alien, shape-shifting, blood-drinking, lizard types are everywhere and running the world. No, really, they are! THEY ARE!
We'll keep on fighting - and we'll win!
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The first eight seconds are the best and I propose that in future all ™ videos start with this introduction...
: Stef : 07:05
Truthiness™ Tags™: 9/11, buildings do not do this spontaneously, false flag, first impressions count, No Buildings Theory
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Mayan End Time: 21/12/2012
Please be patient
Michael Travesser End Time: 15/12/2007
This prediction has been demoted, as the Alliance High Council has deemed it damaging to our hard won credibility.
9 comments:
That's not an orange, that's an apple. Now, where did I put my SWP application form....
It certainly might be an apple dressed as an orange
There's only one way to be really sure...
"This is an Orange. If you were told it was something else you wouldn't believe it would you?'
Surely the answer to that question depends on how many times Sky News told you it was something else?
It is obviously an apple that has converted to militant orangism and is now speaking on behalf of all oranges everywhere
Nothing wrong with that IMHO
I take the Chomsky line on this, who cares whether it's an apple or an orange, they're all fruits to me.
Or the Monbiot line: but is it organic?
Occam's razor clearly tells us that that 'orange' is unquestionably a plasmoid cloaked alien orb, with a subspace inversion over which a holographic projection of a small citrus fruit has been applied, this is easily proven as you would not be able to get within ten feet of it due to the larger dimensions of what's really there
but really, the question to be asked is 'am i projecting the orange out of my evolving consciousness ?'
the building that had its feet knocked out from under it, dropped a few feet, toppled a little, then stopped was really cool, i wonder how they dealt with that ?
perhaps they just carpeted every surface with velcro and let everyone move back in ?
it's what i'd have done
perhaps they just carpeted every surface with velcro and let everyone move back in ?
it's what i'd have done
Shit! So that's why I keep finding Velcro™ everywhere!! I thought that building looked familiar.
It all makes sense now.
Is everyone so deceived? That's no orange! It's a picture of a orange!
That's not a picture of an orange, that's a picture of an apple.
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