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Conspiraloon™ Conspiracy Theorist Characteristics:
Arrogance, relentlessness, inability to answer questions, fondness for certain stock phrases, inability to employ or understand Occam's Razor, inability to tell good evidence from bad, inability to withdraw, leaping to conclusions, using previous conspiracies as evidence to support their claims, and, it's always a conspiracy.Maybe, but not here, because ten-foot, alien, shape-shifting, blood-drinking, lizard types are everywhere and running the world. No, really, they are! THEY ARE!
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The Antagonist
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09:24
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Truthiness™ Tags™: Apocalyptoloonery™, boner worship, David Shayler, DO NOTHING REVOLUTIONARY BRIGADE, Fruit of the Loon™, It's a ConspiraTee™ Shirt, Messages from The Messiah™
From the excellent Bill Blum:
" Finally, there's September 11, 2001. Amongst those in the "9/11 Truth Movement" I am a sinner because I don't champion the idea that it was an "inside job". I think it more likely that some individuals in the Bush administration knew that something was about to happen involving airplanes -- perhaps an old fashioned hijacking with political demands -- and they let it happen, to make use of it politically, as they certainly have.Regularly good stuff here
But I do wish you guys in the 9/11 Truth Movement luck; if you succeed in proving that it was an inside job, that would do more to topple the empire than anything I have ever written."
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paul
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09:12
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Truthiness™ Tags™: and i always told it would distract from the destruction of empire, encouraging loons, killing hope
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paul
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00:00
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Truthiness™ Tags™: Bloodsuckers, hi finance, Its better than working for a living, lo politics, murderer, ozymandian architecture
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This one's for JD...
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Stef
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Truthiness™ Tags™: Gnome Chomsky, How to undermine yourself, NAZA, Operation Paperclip
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