Friday, 14 December 2007

Conspiraloon™ Alliance: It's a ConspiraTee™ Shirt


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Special end times edition.
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Nice Quote of the Month

From the excellent Bill Blum:

" Finally, there's September 11, 2001. Amongst those in the "9/11 Truth Movement" I am a sinner because I don't champion the idea that it was an "inside job". I think it more likely that some individuals in the Bush administration knew that something was about to happen involving airplanes -- perhaps an old fashioned hijacking with political demands -- and they let it happen, to make use of it politically, as they certainly have.
But I do wish you guys in the 9/11 Truth Movement luck; if you succeed in proving that it was an inside job, that would do more to topple the empire than anything I have ever written."
Regularly good stuff here

Logo of the Month - December

Everything you'll ever need to know

Tuesday, 11 December 2007

Pow -El gets a proper job



Having tirelessly served the people for the last few years, rather than retreat to his ice fortress, the sinister Pow-El has opted for a little ME time:

Jonathan Powell, one of Tony Blair's closest advisers during his time as UK prime minister, is set to enter the banking world after agreeing to join one of Wall Street's biggest firms.

Morgan Stanley's NY base which, like most of these buildings, strongly resembles a big friendly owl

Don't fret, the government is still in safe, scaly hands:

The appointment will further strengthen ties between the Labour government and the US bank after Gordon Brown appointed Jeremy Heywood as head of domestic policy in June.

Mr Heywood, who quit as principal private secretary to Mr Blair in 2003, subsequently spent four years as co-head of Morgan Stanley's UK investment banking business before taking his position in Mr Brown's cabinet.

What special expertise will Pow-El bring to the house of Morgan Stanley? After all, his only real experience is in the controlled demolition of Yugoslavia, Afghanistan and Iraq.


"Why don't you take off that itty-bitty shirt. Them panties too. "

What, beyond his "young, purdy mouth", can this modest destroyer of societies offer a merchant bank?
According to Morgan Stanley's recruitment supremo (above):

Mr Powell will be responsible for introducing the bank to important governmental and corporate clients he met during his time as aide to Mr Blair.

We have underground samizdat publication, The Daily Telegraph to thank for confirming what we at the Alliance have long suspected:

It has become increasingly commonplace for investment banks to hire former government ministers and politicians to introduce them to clients and brief them on government policy.....
Former Conservative prime minister John Major is a senior adviser to Credit Suisse while ex-German chancellor Gerhard Schröder works part-time for Rothschild.
Italian Prime Minister Romano Prodi spent time with Goldman Sachs before and after his first spell as Italian leader in the 1990s.

Morgan Stanley declined to comment.

I hope you, brothers and sisters, do not feel the same way.

Sunday, 25 November 2007

In Your Face From Outer Space!!

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This one's for JD...


Arsenal of Hypocrisy - NASA and the Military Industrial Complex



This powerful video starts with the origins of NAZA and Operation Paperclip, moves on through the history of the weaponisation of space before getting onto the really important stuff i.e. the imminent exploitation of Martian natural resources with nuclear-powered robotic mining vehicles...

  • Stop this happening before it's too late!!

  • Protest against extra- terrestrial nuclear powered robotic mining vehicles NOW!!

- featuring several clips of Gnome Chomsky so you know it's Guaranteed 100% Distraction-Free!!


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Friday, 23 November 2007

The Untouchables - The Conspira™ Version

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Time for some Classic Retro-Loonery™...

and I'm not talking about bell-bottoms



...not today anyway

  • Do you want to learn about COMMUNIST BANKERS?

Of course you do

  • Would you like to see some PYRAMIDS?

Who wouldn't

  • Do you want to hear about the origins of the FEDERAL RESERVE for the umpteenth time?

It never gets old

  • Do you crave 1960's US cop show style narration?


The New World Order stops here...


Well, it would certainly make a change


Then you need to see 'The Capitalist Conspiracy'





...made by a bloke with 'Griffin' in his name so you know it's just got to be True!!™


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Wednesday, 21 November 2007