The Spiral is Tightening

Do NOT be fooled by imitations!

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Fellow Loons. It would appear that, based on a recent post over at House Price Crash Forum, there is another group of researchers out there trying to pass themselves off as Conspiraloons®, under the own brand 'Conspiritard' label...




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BNP membership leak. Fuhrer Fuhrious

Details.

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Compulsory Redundancy

Mr Rauf before he was given his jotters

'Suspected' terrorist and 'alleged matermind' Rashid Rauf is 'reported' to have been killed by 'a suspected United States drone', the guardian cautiously informs us.
A great blow in the war on terror or merely a lightening of the load on our over burdened public purse?
Which ever it is, it seems we will now never know the shocking, chilling truth behind the transatlantic liquid bombing plot which our government has so singularly failed to prove existed.
It is hard for the civilised human mind to encompass this man's awesome potential for destruction. What kind of evil genius could carry out such an enterprise? What crazy plans was he hatching as he wandered in and out of police custody?
It is our tragedy that a monster of his talents worked for our enemies.
If only we had people like that on our side!

Winter Patriot fills in the details of the West Midlands pimpernel far better than we, or the hated mainstream media, ever could.

Black Sky Thinking

The Man from Rand - He say Yes!

A small group of highly connected, non profit, psychopaths (though many of our profoundest thinkers contend they do not exist) have been thinking out of their boxes recently. The object of their concerns are the current problems facing the world population.
They have studied our political leaders' bailout of criminal financial institutions and found fault.
But far from being cynical naysayers, they offer a compelling, proven strategy for the stimulation of the world economy, addressing the needs of a distressed military infrastructure and the greater good of ridding their world of a few more 'useless eaters' as one of its alumni, Heinz Kissinger, affectionately nicknamed poor people.
The plan is a alarmingly simple:

According to reports out of top Chinese mainstream news outlets, the RAND Corporation recently presented a shocking proposal to the Pentagon in which it lobbied for a war to be started with a major foreign power in an attempt to stimulate the American economy and prevent a recession.

A fierce debate has now ensued in China about who that foreign power may be, with China itself as well as Russia and even Japan suspected to be the targets of aggression.

The reports cite French media news sources as having uncovered the proposal, in which RAND suggested that the $700 billion dollars that has been earmarked to bailout Wall Street and failing banks instead be used to finance a new war which would in turn re-invigorate the flagging stock markets.

While China seems to be the prime candidate, growing American anger with the rest of the world suggests the target might be closer to home. As hedge fund supremo Kenneth Griffin told US lawmakers:

"It breaks my heart when I go to Canary Wharf and I look at thousands and thousands of jobs in London in the derivatives market which belong in America."

All we can do is hope they carry out their threat to follow them. This will constitute an immensely wealthy human shield to protect us. All they would ask in return is the privacy and lavish welfare payments with which we indulge our elite non-domiciled immigrants.

Education Special

Every school to get a holocaust specialist

Never Forget...war is no laughing matter

Holocausts are all too common and we appreciate our state indoctrination system's efforts to stamp them out forever.
However, with education budgets under increasing pressure, teachers might just have to narrow it down to the most important one.
So hard to choose....

Mainstream Conspiraloons #129 - Baron West of Spithead

Lord West of Looney Tunes

"Some of the measures that we have put into place in the past 15 months have made us safer, but that does not mean that we are safe"

"The threat is huge. It dipped slightly and is now rising again within the context of 'severe'.

"There are large complex plots. We unravelled one, which caused damage to al-Qaeda and the plots faded slightly.

"However, another great plot is building up again, which we are monitoring.

"We have done a great deal to protect ourselves and to look after our water supplies, our resilience, underground trains, our preparedness and communications.

"We have done all the things that we need to do, but the threat is building - the complex plots are building."

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