Saturday, 17 January 2009

If you want to get ahead, get a hat

Fuck tinfoil, take control with the technology the powers that be do not want you to know about!
Slap one of these on your victim's head and they will be under your complete control!
You won't be a nobody anymore, even the world's most powerful people will suck your cock...








.....All day long.

With thanks to the aangirfan gestalt for the images.

7 comments:

Suspect Paki said...

Fucking genius post.

The Antagonist said...

Unbridled genius, once again, comrade Conspiraloon.

I doff my tinfoil hat in your general direction.

paul said...

It's always a privilege, and a pleasure

Withzionist and I said...

I'm sorry. We've bombed this hospital by mistake

jon doy said...

adds fresh resonance to the Tripods terminology of being capped...

...and a stiff reminder of a meaning of the word tripod

Anon said...

I've got the wrong hat. Bought it in a market in some Moslem country. - Aangirfan

Antipholus Papps said...

The nice thing about these hats is that they also block your new puppet's crown chakra, thereby ensuring they don't receive any conflicting instructions from Sirius!