We'll keep on fighting - and we'll win!
Conspiraloon™ Conspiracy Theorist Characteristics:
Arrogance, relentlessness, inability to answer questions, fondness for certain stock phrases, inability to employ or understand Occam's Razor, inability to tell good evidence from bad, inability to withdraw, leaping to conclusions, using previous conspiracies as evidence to support their claims, and, it's always a conspiracy.Maybe, but not here, because ten-foot, alien, shape-shifting, blood-drinking, lizard types are everywhere and running the world. No, really, they are! THEY ARE!
We'll keep on fighting - and we'll win!
Thanks to the Conspiraloon laboratories, you can now Ruin Those You Resent without leaving your personal computer!
Fuck tinfoil, take control with the technology the powers that be do not want you to know about!
Slap one of these on your victim's head and they will be under your complete control!
You won't be a nobody anymore, even the world's most powerful people will suck your cock...
.....All day long.
With thanks to the aangirfan gestalt for the images.
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paul
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Truthiness™ Tags™: exceptionalism, murderer, right to profit, synchrromillenery, world leaders are good value, zionism
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Mayan End Time: 21/12/2012
Please be patient
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Don't like what somebody's got to say? Don't just ignore them - get a lynch mob, start an Internet based witch hunt, and shut them down!!
Michael Travesser End Time: 15/12/2007
This prediction has been demoted, as the Alliance High Council has deemed it damaging to our hard won credibility.
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7 comments:
Fucking genius post.
Unbridled genius, once again, comrade Conspiraloon.
I doff my tinfoil hat in your general direction.
It's always a privilege, and a pleasure
I'm sorry. We've bombed this hospital by mistake
adds fresh resonance to the Tripods terminology of being capped...
...and a stiff reminder of a meaning of the word tripod
I've got the wrong hat. Bought it in a market in some Moslem country. - Aangirfan
The nice thing about these hats is that they also block your new puppet's crown chakra, thereby ensuring they don't receive any conflicting instructions from Sirius!
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