Saturday, 17 January 2009

9/11 Disco Party!!

It's been put up, it's been taken down, but unlike WTC1, 2 and 7 it's back up again...


If you want to get ahead, get a hat

Fuck tinfoil, take control with the technology the powers that be do not want you to know about!
Slap one of these on your victim's head and they will be under your complete control!
You won't be a nobody anymore, even the world's most powerful people will suck your cock...

.....All day long.

With thanks to the aangirfan gestalt for the images.

Friday, 16 January 2009


It would be out of keeping with our normal mean mindedness not to draw attention to the tax dodging, midget messiah of managerial rock and his 'innovative' foray into the written word:

If the article doesn't have you reconsidering the right to bear arms, the comments will.

No Respect

The sharp suited, personable, well funded and largely unread author, Ed Hussain, has taken the trouble to publish an open letter (presumably because he has no friends to send it to) highlighting the explosion of multiple pogroms in the UK.

The face of reformed islamoterrorfascism
More than 20 prominent British Muslims have signed a joint letter denouncing antisemitic attacks and called for continued Muslim vigilance against antisemitism. Some of the UK's leading theologians, imams, writers, community activists and others have signed and circulated this message widely. It has been sent today, to coincide with Friday prayers, to nearly a thousand British mosques.

In the name of God, most compassionate, most merciful,

Dear Fellow Muslims,

We are deeply saddened to hear about antisemitic assaults on British Jews, and a recent arson attack on a London synagogue. Although the perpetrators are yet unknown, we unreservedly condemn attacks on innocent British citizens and the desecration of all places of worship.

The ongoing killing of Palestinian civilians in Gaza by Israeli forces has angered us all.

However, this does not, and cannot, justify attacks on our fellow citizens of Jewish faith and background here in Britain.

Most Muslims are completely against such behaviour. However, we call on all Muslims to continue to remain vigilant against attempts to bring our own faith and community into disrepute. British Jews should not be held responsible for the actions of the Israeli government.

While normally paying little heed to the kind of person who would, but a few years ago, have happily destroyed our whole way of life, I consider him to be too cautious in a matter of this burning, holocaustic urgency.

Until these vague, uninvestigated incidents cease, british universities, hospitals and human children should be unrelentingly attacked with overwhelming force.

After all. if someone threw a firework into the garden you had robbed them of, wouldn't you have the right to kill their family, neighbours and anyone who tried to help them?

Thursday, 15 January 2009


"Your village may be different from other people's villages,
but we are all prisoners"

Thursday, 8 January 2009

Don't become a Hypnoslave!!

When it comes to reliable electromagnetic protection, veteran Conspiraloons always prefer to roll their own. However, for the less experienced Loon the Alliance can recommend the ready rolled protective headgear available from this quality supplier...

A sample of their wares...

The Dapper

The Fez

The Chaplin

The Kosher

Tuesday, 6 January 2009

Sunday, 4 January 2009

The more things change the more they stay the Same

Some classic RetroLoonery from Harry H. C. starting about two minutes in...