Friday, 14 November 2008

Black Sky Thinking

The Man from Rand - He say Yes!

A small group of highly connected, non profit, psychopaths (though many of our profoundest thinkers contend they do not exist) have been thinking out of their boxes recently. The object of their concerns are the current problems facing the world population.
They have studied our political leaders' bailout of criminal financial institutions and found fault.
But far from being cynical naysayers, they offer a compelling, proven strategy for the stimulation of the world economy, addressing the needs of a distressed military infrastructure and the greater good of ridding their world of a few more 'useless eaters' as one of its alumni, Heinz Kissinger, affectionately nicknamed poor people.
The plan is a alarmingly simple:
According to reports out of top Chinese mainstream news outlets, the RAND Corporation recently presented a shocking proposal to the Pentagon in which it lobbied for a war to be started with a major foreign power in an attempt to stimulate the American economy and prevent a recession.

A fierce debate has now ensued in China about who that foreign power may be, with China itself as well as Russia and even Japan suspected to be the targets of aggression.

The reports cite French media news sources as having uncovered the proposal, in which RAND suggested that the $700 billion dollars that has been earmarked to bailout Wall Street and failing banks instead be used to finance a new war which would in turn re-invigorate the flagging stock markets.
While China seems to be the prime candidate, growing American anger with the rest of the world suggests the target might be closer to home. As hedge fund supremo Kenneth Griffin told US lawmakers:
"It breaks my heart when I go to Canary Wharf and I look at thousands and thousands of jobs in London in the derivatives market which belong in America."
All we can do is hope they carry out their threat to follow them. This will constitute an immensely wealthy human shield to protect us. All they would ask in return is the privacy and lavish welfare payments with which we indulge our elite non-domiciled immigrants.


Stef said...

obligatory link the Adam Curtis' RANDy documentary 'The Trap'...

F*k You Buddy

Stef said...

entirely optional link to Ian Curtis Hand-jiving