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2012™ Olympocalypse

2012-01-28T06:47:00.000-08:00

Olympics, N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-Ninteen, Nineteen Eighty Four 'style'

And, in a fine example of progress, evolution and the wonderful world in which we now live as a result of those things, in tandem with leaving power unchecked, here comes

Olympocalypse 2K+12

Don't expect 50,000 security personnel to suddenly disappear as quickly as they arrived

Predictive Programming and You - #322 Family Guy

2011-11-19T13:44:00.000-08:00

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Deek Jackson needs a rest, probably

2011-11-17T15:39:00.000-08:00

Hammer Time

2011-11-16T23:20:00.000-08:00

Naked Capitalism explores the new technocracy that has seized control in Greece, and it looks exactly like old school fascism.

Out of Work? Have you considered a new career in the exciting world of Spontaneous Revolution consultancy?

2011-11-15T15:38:00.000-08:00

Would you like to know more?

Would you like to play The Game?
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First the Angels fall...

2011-11-08T14:36:00.000-08:00

Lynx 2012 - The Final Edition...

which is the sequel to this...

7/7 Ripple Effect - Here comes the punchline

2011-11-05T08:45:00.000-07:00

It must be admitted that the Conspiraloon Alliance has been somewhat critical of Muad'dib, the Man and the Message, in the past

However, after reviewing the One True Messiah's follow-up to 7/7 Ripple Effect, the Conspiraloon Collective has found cause for contemplation and re-consideration of its editorial stance

The choice on offer appears to be a stark one

Get what's good for you...

or BURN!!!

Death cults are bound to attract strange people

2011-10-24T03:12:00.000-07:00

After being filmed saying 'wow' on hearing of Gaddafi's death, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton joked with a TV news reporter

In the unedited footage, Clinton then announced hunger, extended her lower jaw and polished off a small furry animal an assistant had provided.

The Law Will Bring Peace

2011-10-24T00:05:00.000-07:00

The consistently excellent Bill Mitchell performs an autopsy on the dead language found in the latest EU/IMF/ECB Troika report on Greece.

From a rent seekers point of view, the report must be rather appealling. State assets sold off at fire sale prices, onerous, to the point of insanity, debt obligations to be serviced indefinitely and a clear indication that the troika will act as a praetorian guard for their interests until the point of total collapse.

The big question is how long the greek security services will have the stomach to crack their friends and neighbours’ heads. After all, the protestors will have increasingly less to do but protest.

At that point , I suppose Eurogendfor* will move in.

Their commander,Colonel Cornelis Kuijs, has luckily completed a rather chillingly titled Netherlands Defence Academy course:

Philosophy and excellence in organisations: “Aristotle and Mastership”

(Aristotlean mastership being the science and practice of the ‘rule of slaves’; despotikè in greek)

Just what the greek people need, a technocrat with a gun.

* EGF (European Gendarmerie Force) will be, first and foremost, at the disposal of the EU (European Union) to carry out police missions in crisis management operations, in accordance with the the principles set up in Santa Maria de Feira and Nice European Council conclusions. When deployed for the EU, the PSC (Political and Security Committee of the EU) assumes the political control and the strategic direction.

Your bill, sir

2011-10-23T05:48:00.001-07:00

Liberation said a letter from the NTC dated April 3 informed the emir, another major backer of the revolt, of a deal "to assign 35 percent of crude oil to France in exchange for its total and permanent support of our Council."

EXULT

2011-10-21T03:10:00.000-07:00

In these troubled times, thank goodness we can all find comfort in the spectacle of a wounded sixty nine year old man being beaten to death by an armed gang.

FFS

2011-09-29T01:17:00.000-07:00

Al-Qaida calls on Ahmadinejad to end 9/11 conspiracy theories

...apparently in the glossy terrorist lifestyle mag, Inspire.

A World Of Money

2011-09-27T02:23:00.000-07:00

R.I.P Richard Hamilton

2011-09-14T00:51:00.000-07:00

He both had and got,
it.

9/11 - A conspiracy theory

2011-09-12T06:04:00.001-07:00

When Worlds Collide

2011-09-05T22:28:00.000-07:00

Colorful Hidden Rewards

2011-08-22T14:04:00.000-07:00

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Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!!

2011-08-18T04:41:00.000-07:00

I got a job for Stanley, I thought he'd come in handy

2011-08-17T03:18:00.000-07:00

For anyone out there who still thinks that 'The Shining' is a horror film and not a detailed documentary of the making of 'Apollo 11 - The Movie', the following should put them straight...

...worth the price of admission on the basis of the rocket launch sequence at the end of clip 3 alone

Energised by this viewing experience, I began a search for distant dots in need of joining and eventually resolved that Dolly Parton's cover of 'Shine' included unambiguous references to Stanley Kubrick (a Jew), Project Blue Beam (the forthcoming 'sequel' to the Apollo Hoax), the Anunnaki and Tennessee Bluegrass...

Gimme a word, gimme a sign
Show me where to look
And tell me what will I find
What will I find

Lay me on the ground
Fly me in the sky
Show me where to look
And tell me what will I find
What will I find

Yeah, oh Heaven let your light shine down,
ohh Heaven let your light shine down,
ohh Heaven let your light shine down,
ohh Heaven let your light shine

Love is in the water
Love is in the air
Show me where to go
And tell me will love be there
Will love be there
Teach me how to speak
Teach me how to share
Teach me where to go
And tell me will love be there
Will love be there

Gimme a word, gimme a sign
Show me where to look
And tell me what will I find
What will I find
Lord, teach me how to speak
Teach me how to share
Teach me where to go
And tell me will love be there
Will love be there

It's a ~beam~, it's blue

'a-LIE-n' spacecraft

Connect all this compelling evidence to the recent outbreak of Zionist NWO spokespeople appearing on TV talking about how space alien invasions, real or imagined, can save us from ourselves...

...and the picture is crystal, with a distinctly blueish tinge, clear

Sirius* - when it comes to distant dots, this is the Big (Blue) One

* = any resemblances to this are entirely coincidental

Announcing the new range of fully posable Anders Behring-Breivik action figures

2011-07-27T08:51:00.000-07:00

White Nationalist Frogman

Freemason

Casual

Mainstream Conspiraloons #120 - Matthew Parris megablast

2011-07-24T19:59:00.000-07:00

Matthew Parris: Out of his tits

The next 20 scandals. So you won’t be shocked

1 Many prison officers are complicit in the supply of drugs within prisons. How else do I reconcile what’s common knowledge — that drug use is rife in prison — with the almost abusive security checks I’ve undergone when I visits friends in prison? Among the reasons for these checks must sometimes be the protection of a monopoly.

2 Nothing like a real competitive market exists among banks or energy suppliers. They are classic cartels, robbing their customers.

3 Many sporting records that still stand — and not just in cycling — have been fuelled by performance-enhancing drugs. Have you noticed the plateauing or even dropping off of many winning times, including in my own former sport of long-distance running? This is because of anti-drug enforcement. There will be more and much bigger stories here than have yet been told.

4 Insider trading. It’s absolutely endemic. In many spheres and all sorts of ways within the financial world, nothing even approaching a free, fair or open market exists. The protection and enhancement of entrenched advantage is, to a far greater degree than capitalist competition, the key dynamic in many markets.

5 The stock exchange has all but lost its original purpose — the financing of new business — and become a turbo-charged, non-stop poker school for a huge, wealthy, essentially unproductive and largely parasitic class. Unfortunately for my argument, Britain makes a lot of money from this...

Lots more here

The New Face of the Mythical Al Qaida

2011-07-23T04:29:00.000-07:00

The front page headline below brought to you by 'Journalist' Cunt #1 and 'Journalist' Cunt #2.

NikErgo: "The Sun are disgusting! In Norway we are grieving the murder of at least 91, and you lie! Shame on you!"

JR_Gardner: "Idiots. This had NOTHING to do with Al Qaeda. #don'tbuythesun"

Jinky71: "The Scum. And I mean the newspaper."

The winning comment so far is:

HyattCoolum: "You have to remember that The Sun is written by cunts for cunts."

And the new Face of Far-Right Christian Zionist Al Qaida looks a little bit like a Great White Brotherhood Aryan Master Mason.

Master Mason, the Cold-Blooded Al Qaida Killer known as Anders Behring Breivik

Are there no lengths to which those dastardly Al Qaida Muslims won't go to try and pin global terror attacks on the true perpetrators of the attacks?

A Warning To Our Fellow Travellers

2011-07-23T03:10:00.000-07:00

Prominent security experts community member, Will McCants recants,

yet the jihadi obsessed spook propogandist offers up somthing even scarier:

"I will be shocked it he pulled it off alone. But if he did, it not only raises concerns about the rise of right-wing violence in Europe but also
the rise of the super-empowered lone wolf."*

So, in future unimaginable carnage, if its not the Jihadis, it'll probably be one of these.

I think I'll stay in this weekend

* artists impression above.

Analysis

2011-07-22T23:57:00.000-07:00

4.25pm 22nd July: PeterBeaumont: foreign affairs editor at the Observer, says a jihadist group is most likely to be behind the blast:

It has been known for some time that al-Qaida core and other related "franchises" - including in the most active in Yemen – have been attempting to develop operations. Which leads to a second question: why Norway?...
The answer to that is three fold. In then first instance, with the increased levels of security and surveillance in the UK and the US as well as other European capitals, Norway might have been seen as a softer target despite the recent breaking up of an al-Qaida cell in Norway.
A more detailed explanation of the problems that Norway has had with Al Qaeda were supplied a year ago by the Atlantic magazine in an article by Thomas Hegghammer, a senior fellow at the Norwegian Defence Research Establishment in Oslo, and Dominic Tierney.
That piece followed the arrest of three men in Norway and Germany for allegedly plotting a terrorist attack involving peroxide explosives. All of those arrested were were Muslim immigrants to Norway.
The first explanation," wrote Hegghammer and Tierney, "is Afghanistan. Norway has been part of the International Security Assistance Force (ISAF) in Afghanistan from its foundation in late 2001.... In late 2007, for example, Ayman al-Zawahiri, al-Qaida's
second-in-command, said that the group had previously threatened Norway because it "participated in the war against the Muslims...
A second contributory factor for why Norway may have been eyed in the past for potential jihadi terrorist attack is the fact that in 2006, a Norwegian newspaper reprinted a series of Danish cartoons depicting the Prophet Muhammad which prompted threats against the country. A third potential explanation is the recent decision last week by a Norwegian prosecutor filed terror charges against an Iraqi-born cleric for threatening Norwegian politicians with death if he's deported from the Nordic country. The indictment centered on statements that Mullah Krekar - the founder of the Kurdish Islamist group Ansar al-Islam - made to various media, including American network NBC.

come 23rd July:

The most tempting and immediate conclusion was that it would be a jihadist group, as the style of the Oslo attack bore strong similarities to other earlier attacks in Europe and elsewhere.
But Norwegian police said that the individual believed responsible for the shooting in Utøya, a 32-year-old Norwegian man, was also spotted in Olso before the bombing there.

Both written by the same cunt

December 2008 marked a significant point in the history of the Guardian when the paper moved to a brand new building in King's Cross after 32 years in its Farringdon headquarters.

Which is, presumably, the ideal vantage point from which to view the global terror thingy.

Perhaps peter should have consulted his guardian colleague, jeff winter:

"In a way, it is human nature to want to construct a narrative to resolve anxieties, to be drawn to mystery or the perception of it."

or his freelance colleague, Jamie Bartlett*:

...conspiracy theories are kneejerk, lazy cynicism. We need to limit their corrosive and destructive impact. The government lacks the credibility to do so. It falls on the rest of us to act.

Well done, members of the 24 hour information community!

*Jamie Bartlett is a researcher at Demos! - specialising in Islam!! - and identity!!!

A Depraved Work Environment

2011-07-21T23:07:00.000-07:00

Will produce depraved results.

Creatures mimicking humans created,approved and published this.

What the literally tens of Times online's subscribers will not learn is that:

While "external" climatic variables play a role in triggering off a famine and heightening the social impact of drought, famines in the age of globalization are man-made.

They are not the consequence of a scarcity of food but of a structure of global oversupply which undermines food security and destroys national food agriculture.

Tightly regulated and controlled by international agri-business, this oversupply is ultimately conducive to the stagnation of both production and consumption of essential food staples and the impoverishment of farmers throughout the world.

Moreover, in the era of globalization, the IMF-World Bank structural adjustment program bears a direct relationship to the process of famine formation because it systematically undermines all categories of economic activity, whether urban or rural, which do not directly serve the interests of the global market system.

Or this:

The Ogaden is populated by ethnic Somalis who have been fighting their own guerilla war against the Ethiopian dictatorship, whom they charge with using food as a weapon of war.

Of the 10 million people at risk of starvation, a huge portion live – or are now dying – in the Ogaden. As the dependable Thomas C. Mountain reports from nearby Eritrea, the Ethiopian government has blocked the International Red Cross and other aid agencies from carrying out relief work in the region.

The Obama administration, which now gives the Ethiopian dictatorship more money than any regime in Africa, could force the doors to the Ogaden open with one phone call.

But it won't, because Ethiopia and the U.S. are on the same mission, and there is nothing humanitarian about it.

Marvel At The Captain

2011-07-21T10:43:00.000-07:00

...for in his boozy pensées, he speaks with great truth.

Whatever romance it might hold for the punters, it's all just a racket.
But as long as they keep on coughing up for it, where's the harm?

Much like:

Politics
Policing
Press

these days.

In fact just substitute anything for football, and you won't be far wrong.

Jonathan May-Bowles tried to be funny... In Stockwell

2011-07-20T01:23:00.000-07:00

"Congratulations, you fucking dick - you've just guaranteed tomorrow's headlines will be dominated by some posho wannabe activist and shaving foam rather than the abuse and corruption of the Murdochs. Oh, and you're fucking shit as well."

It's funny because it's True

2011-07-19T03:50:00.001-07:00

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It's funny because it's True

2011-07-19T03:50:00.000-07:00

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The Stars Look Down

2011-07-18T02:47:00.000-07:00

Warrior - on screen and off

Twinkle eyed Nespresso pusher George Clooney is not just lending his allure to the Anglo/American/Israeli balkanisation of Sudan.
In possibly the least grass roots effort at popular agitation yet seen, he's launched his own fucking satellite.
For why?
Naturally enough, to alert us to humanitarian atrocities in resource rich areas.

In the glow of South Sudanese secession, Gorgeous George is reporting for duty, to remind us that the work has just begun, that North Sudan must be liberated from its wealth too.

And what has he turned up?
Allegedly, mass graves in South Kordofan, just on top of the oil!

These blurry photos will, of course, require military intervention at some point. But, until the time is right, sadly unwed George is tasked with playing the intro music.

I used to think hollywood superstars were merely superficial and vain. I am shocked they exhult in the same sickening violence in real life as they indulge in on screen.

What a fucking cunt.

It's all a murky, depraved business and I heartily commend Keith Harmon Snow and the Global Research gang to paint a clearer picture.

North Star Rising

2011-07-16T01:38:00.000-07:00

Serve lukewarm,smothered in a rich broth of truth...and garnished with a farrago of lies!

Say what you like about Tony Farrell, you've got to admire his courage. I, for one, can't wait to see his ‘Strategic Threat Assessment Matrix’ which has been so crudely censored.

As for his 'research on the internet' well, put it this way, I can hang on indefinitely.

Whether you view him as a freelance timewaster or a genuine truth seeker, you have to understand the terrible vista before him.

The fact that he's now condemned to spend an uncomfortable amount of his life within an extraordinarily musty milieu, populated by the likes of Muah'Dib, G-Man and the light fingered Doktor K.

A good reason to be in washing your hair, every night, until you die.

This alone reflects an intimidating commitment to whatever the fuck he is up to.

If the former, he certainly got the shitty end of the stick.

Plainclothes Policeman

Actual, real life provocateur Mark Kennedy (AKA 'FLASH') got:

Travel
Adventure
Soft drugs
Free love

None of which, even if on offer, you would particularly want to share with Tony's new best buddies.

If he is a diablocal implant, Mr Farrell's new found micro-celebrity bodes ill for the conspirasphere.

It's like TPTB are taking the piss, issuing this moron to watch him lapped up by the truth famished.

If he is not, Mr Farrell's new found micro-celebrity bodes ill for the conspirasphere.

He's a fucking idiot.

Anyway, a lot of this shit is getting old.

Everything is pretty much in plain sight these days.

Occult intricacies are increasingly irrelevant in the war on humans.

Should you think Tony is going somewhere, heed the words of a leading rockstar vatican assassin:

Plan better.

Super Happy Fun Time Music

2011-07-15T10:01:00.000-07:00

The weekend starts here...

it's alright 'cos the historical pattern has shown
how the economical cycle tends to revolve
in a round of decades three stages stand out in a loop
a slump and war then peel back to square one and back for more

bigger slump and bigger wars and a smaller recovery
huger slump and greater wars and a shallower recovery

you see the recovery always comes 'round again
there's nothing to worry for things will look after themselves
it's alright recovery always comes 'round again
there's nothing to worry if things can only get better

there's only millions that lose their jobs and homes and sometimes accents
there's only millions that die in their bloody wars, it's alright

it's only their lives and the lives of their next of kin that they are losing
it's only their lives and the lives of their next of kin that they are losing

it's alright 'cos the historical pattern has shown
how the economical cycle tends to revolve
in a round of decades three stages stand out in a loop
a slump and war then peel back to square one and back for more

bigger slump and bigger wars and a smaller recovery
huger slump and greater wars and a shallower recovery

don't worry be happy things will get better naturally
don't worry shut up sit down go with it and be happy

dum, dum, dum, de dum dum, de duh de duh de dum dum dum... ah ah
dum, dum, dum, de dum dum, de duh de duh de dum dum dum... ah ah

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Shoot the World Better!

2011-07-15T04:27:00.002-07:00

Would you like to know more?

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Charlie says....

2011-07-13T02:41:00.000-07:00

The latest damp squib to rock the conspirasphere brought this to mind:

Remember kids, don't trust the system!

However, my research on the internet also brought forth this forgotten gem by The Original Concept:

Which forced me to search for this companion piece:

And, fuck it, how could I leave out this:

which, in turn demands the freeform chef d'ouevre:

and, of course:

And appropriately enough for the original subject:

To think, this trip down memory lane started with that megaphone bothering, toff, cunt.

Hard to believe.

Truly, out of the shit came forth sweetness.

Good thoughts are where you find them, brothers and sisters.

The Ego has landed

2011-07-12T15:19:00.000-07:00

Nazi UFO Weekend

2011-07-09T04:19:00.001-07:00

Watch Nazi UFO Conspiracy!

Watch The Aldebaran Mystery!

Savour Nazi Beef Spread!

Weird Colour Television

2011-07-07T05:43:00.000-07:00

An excellent and interesting interview on, amongst other things, the 4.5 million fiat Sheridan show trial.
Slightly marred by the director being either:
high on recreational drugs,
or:
had just been given a dvd of 'Day for Night',
or:
desperately trying to distract from the subject matter.

Announcing our Environmental Excellence Awards

2011-07-07T02:09:00.000-07:00

As we firmly approve of recycling, we are delighted to see the Daily Mail and America's Homeland Security Department working hand in hand to recycle their own trash.

Barely 16 months after releasing this shocking and chilling story they have bravely repeated themselves by releasing this equally chilling and shocking story.

The Security Community has made great strides in this time, back in january 2010 they explained:

Experts said bombers would be surgically cut open, the explosive PETN (Pentaerythritol Tetranitrate) would then be placed in a plastic sachet inside his or her body before the wound was stitched up like a normal operation incision and treated to heal.

A shaped charge of 8oz of PETN can penetrate five inches of armour and would easily blow a large hole in an airliner.

The explosives would be detonated by the bomber using a hypodermic syringe to inject TATP (Triacetone Triperoxide) through their skin into the explosives sachet – a method which has created a serious fear that the body-bombers could pretend to be diabetics injecting themselves in order to prevent anyone stopping their suicide missions.

While now they say:

Experts said the explosive PETN (Pentaerythritol Tetranitrate) would be placed in a plastic sachet inside the bomber’s body before the wound was stitched up like a normal operation incision and allowed to heal.

A shaped charge of 8oz of PETN can penetrate five inches of armour and would easily blow a large hole in an airliner.
Security sources said the explosives would be detonated by the bomber using a hypodermic syringe to inject TATP (Triacetone Triperoxide) through their skin into the explosives sachet.

While not being a explosives expert, this does seem like a total and utter pile of shit to me.

As it did all those months ago.

This is, of course, fair enough as the assasination of Al Quaeda mastermind Osama Bin Laden has no doubt increased the willingness of people to have bombs surgically implanted by at least 10,000%.

As the number of these bombers found in the last year and half equals zero, then we can confidently expect exactly zero in the period until this story is reissued.

Well done Security Community!

"Trust no-one except your family. And, even then, check them out once in a while"

2011-07-06T16:13:00.000-07:00

A more recent outing from Dr Parenti.

HT:scotbot4Vid1

The Controlled Demolition of Charlie Veitch

2011-07-05T15:29:00.000-07:00

Corporate House on the Prairie

2011-07-03T05:20:00.000-07:00

A Reuters investigation found that a two-story house in Wyoming is home to more than 2,000 corporations, some of which have played a key role in several questionable international financial schemes.

Remember kids, nobody conspired to make this occur. Shit really does happen of its own accord.

Conspiraloon infiltration of Russia Today now almost total

2011-07-01T21:18:00.000-07:00

There appears to be a glitch in the Matrix

2011-07-01T11:18:00.000-07:00

Fukishima Daiichi - The TRUTH!!

2011-06-28T10:13:00.000-07:00

You don't want to see what I can can do with my other fingers

Another Conspiraloon Alliance EXCLUSIVE!!

The real motive for the Fukishimi Daiichi false flag op was to distract the world's attention from the real target of the Zionist New World Order

Christchurch

Chemtrail - your nebulous friend!!

2011-06-27T05:21:00.000-07:00

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No mushrooms were harmed in the production of this song

2011-06-25T06:57:00.000-07:00

Following on from an earlier post on the key role played by DMT in elitist ideologies and Alex Jones' claim that the Bible forbids psychoactive substances, there are those who respectfully beg to differ...

PedAntEdit: WARNING #01!!! DESPITE WHAT YOUR EYES MIGHT DECEIVE YOU TO THINK THERE ARE NO MAGIC PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOMS IN THE FOLLOWING IMAGE.

PedAntEdit: WARNING #02!!! DESPITE WHAT YOUR EYES MIGHT DECEIVE YOU TO THINK THERE ARE NO MAGIC PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOMS IN THE FOLLOWING IMAGE AND THE KNEELING MAN IS NOT DRESSED AS A MUSHROOM, NOR HE IS KNEELING AT THE FOOT OF A GIANT MUSHROOM DISGUISED AS A CUPPOLA (sans oculus).

PedAntEdit: WARNING #03!!! DESPITE WHAT YOUR EYES MIGHT DECEIVE YOU TO THINK THERE ARE NO MAGIC PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOMS INVOLVED IN PARLIAMENTARY OR JUDICIAL AFFAIRS.

If you think you can see mushrooms in any of the above images you are MAD!

One of our Guardians speaks

2011-06-25T06:56:00.000-07:00

Ace Reporter Peter Gibbs blows the lid on the real world of journalism...

rest assured, with sleuths like Peter on the case no conspiracy would remain unexposed for long

Oh I do so love charades!!

2011-06-25T06:46:00.001-07:00

Support our striking public servants - in fancy dress S1
Location: UK » North East »

When: Thursday 30 June 2011, 10:00am

iCalendar

Where: Sheffield Cathedral, next to tram stop, Sheffield S1

The 30th of June will be an important day in the stuggle for a fairer UK; three quarters of a million workers will be taking strike action. Teachers, lecturers,and benefit office workers will march through Sheffield in opposition to this tory-led government and its damaging policy of cuts. Sheffield Uncut will support our hard working public sector workers with a SECRET target planned. Come dressed as a worker; a nurse, a teacher, a builder, or anything you choose

Can I be your friend / write on your wall / poke you?

2011-06-24T04:49:00.000-07:00

Beware the Clockwork Elves!!

2011-06-24T04:48:00.000-07:00

A special message to anyone planning industrial action this summer

2011-06-23T17:37:00.000-07:00

Something for the little 'uns

2011-06-23T17:17:00.000-07:00

Crop Circle Coloring Book

24 spectacular designs for enjoyment and meditation

Crop circles exhibit incredible sacred design and geometrical precision, as you will discover in this coloring book. There have been thousands of reported crop circles in 28 countries worldwide. Although crop circles have been recorded for hundreds of years, there has been a tremendous increase in the phenomenon since the early 1990s, especially in southern England.

Each crop circle diagram in this book is labeled with the date of its initial discovery, location, and type of crop in which it was manifested. This is more than a coloring book. Its an exploration and meditation on crop circle geometry. My hope is that the geometry may inspire you and act as an entry point to your own investigations.

Download Scott's Crop Circle Coloring Book Now!!

Hours, probably stretching into days, of fun for all ages...

The Loving Trap

2011-06-22T08:06:00.000-07:00

Enjoy this controlled demolition of a patrician bore, one who is strongly against conspiracy theories.

From a dialogue with another absurd chancer, Errol Morris:

ERROL MORRIS: There are those that believe that [the Gulf of Tonkin incident was] part of a conspiracy to escalate the Vietnam War. Here’s a question: are they right? And, in an even more general sense, is history primarily a history of conspiracy? Or is it just a series of blunders, one after the other? Confusions, self-deceptions, idiocies of one kind or another?

ADAM CURTIS: It’s the latter. Where people do set out to have conspiracies, they don’t ever end up like they’re supposed to. History is a series of unintended consequences resulting from confused actions, some of which are committed by people who may think they’re taking part in a conspiracy, but it never works out the way they intended.

Well that's all that history stuff sorted.

All ripped off from Bruce Conner (1933-2008)....with precious little grace

Lemon entry, my Dear Watson

2011-06-18T13:42:00.000-07:00

In spite of the Conspiraloon Alliance's best efforts, the toll taken by Sudden Adult Death Sydrome continues to mount. In an innovative, out of the box investigation of the case of recent SADS victim Gareth Williams, Winter Patriot is channeling the long dead spirit of Sherlock Holmes in the elusive quest for a cure for SADS...

Sherlock Holmes And The Alderney Street Mystery

Introducing the surprisingly spacious Nissan Micra...

2011-06-18T10:55:00.000-07:00

You can fit a lot more into a Micra than you might think, apparently

Would you like to know more?

Mainstream Conspiraloon #735 - Lord WarWar

2011-06-17T15:41:00.000-07:00

Lord Simon Jenkins of WarWar

Proof that mainstream media journalists occasionally notice something.

Why do we still go to war? We seem unable to stop. We find any excuse for this post-imperial fidget and yet we keep getting trapped. Germans do not do it, or Spanish or Swedes. Britain's borders and British people have not been under serious threat for a generation. Yet time and again our leaders crave battle. Why?

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It is not democracy that keeps western nations at war, but armies and the interests now massed behind them. The greatest speech about modern defence was made in 1961 by the US president Eisenhower. He was no leftwinger, but a former general and conservative Republican. Looking back over his time in office, his farewell message to America was a simple warning against the "disastrous rise of misplaced power" of a military-industrial complex with "unwarranted influence on government". A burgeoning defence establishment, backed by large corporate interests, would one day employ so many people as to corrupt the political system. (His original draft even referred to a "military-industrial-congressional complex".) This lobby, said Eisenhower, could become so huge as to "endanger our liberties and democratic processes"

.....

The cold war strategist, George Kennan, wrote prophetically: "Were the Soviet Union to sink tomorrow under the waters of the ocean, the American military-industrial complex would have to remain, substantially unchanged, until some other adversary could be invented."

Orderly Succession

2011-06-16T02:03:00.000-07:00

A fine example of non disruptive organisational change.

Al-Qaida gave no details about the selection process for bin Laden's successor, but said that it was the best tribute to the memory of its "martyrs".

Mainstream Conspiraloons #734 - Greece

2011-06-15T20:59:00.000-07:00

The BBC's Paul Mason... rumbled

Athens, Greece, on the outskirts of a riot, 1500BST:

"...it's not a problem for me and my colleagues to be hounded off demos as "representatives of big capital", "Zionists", "scum and police informers" etc. But to get this reaction from almost every demographic - from balaclava kids to pensioners - should be a warning sign to the policymaking elite. The "mainstream" - whether it's the media, politicians or business people - is beginning to seem illegitimate to large numbers of people.

As one old bloke put it to me, when I said: "Don't you want us to report what's happening to you?" - "No."

He was quite calm and rational as he waved his hand in my face: "It's too late for that."

Donald in Pentagramland

2011-06-15T05:38:00.000-07:00

The Loyal Opposition

2011-06-14T02:15:00.000-07:00

Mr Miliband explains what he's going to do for you

...and he appeared from a pink mist in our hour of need.

In a daring intellectual paradigm shift, Red Ed Miliband expounded his view that the workshy layabouts cluttering our big society are the single most important threat to our way of life.

Not the concentration of financial power, mercantile war or the alarming epidemic of male lesbians.

The unemployed, that's your problem, pal.

The insight,apparently, is that if you humiliate and harrass them enough, then they will all find jobs. Their anguish will transubstantiate into the purest gainful employment.

Bold thinking indeed.

It is this sort of bravery which gains the admiration of the London Guardian, the Policy Exchange Cabal and the dessicated, life hating ascetic Frank Field.

After all, and despite his best efforts, opinion polls are still showing support for his party.

This cannot stand.

If people expect government to work on their behalf, then they are obviously living in the past.

A modern leadership cannot serve two masters.

He must extinguish all hope, to better allow the government's work to mercilessly progress.

Work that he, or someone exactly like him, might someday be permitted to continue.

Watched over by rulers of plutocratic grace.

What a fucking cunt.

Tony G. on Bilder B.

2011-06-12T06:38:00.000-07:00

Tony Gosling punishes Bilderberg 2011 armed with nothing more than the power of Pure Intellect...

Apparently, Switzerland is a funny country ...and a bit cold

Charlie Skelton - The Messiah™ Cometh

2011-06-10T16:13:00.000-07:00

Friday 3 June 2011
Bilderberg 2011: All aboard the Bilderbus

St Moritz: Preparing to host Bilderberg. Photograph: Tom Jenkins for the Guardian

Charlie Skelton: As the Bilderberg conference heads towards Switzerland there's still time to book your seat on a minibus to St Moritz.

Wednesday 8 June 2011
Bilderberg 2011: The polished blue line

Privates on parade: the Bilderberg security takes position. Photograph: M Petrisch

Charlie Skelton arrives in Switzerland ahead of Bilderberg to find less police but greater cleanliness than usual

Thursday 9 June 2011
Bilderberg 2011: The curtains are drawn

The Bilderberg 2011 security fence, or should that be 'a massive white fence of embarrassment'? Photograph: Charlie Skelton

Charlie Skelton wakes to find a security fence blocking his view of the venue, and brings news of the Bilderbus

Friday 10 June 2011
Bilderberg 2011: For he's a jolly good Rockefeller

One of two men arrested in conjunction with a Bilderberg bomb scare. Photograph: Quierosaber

Just when you thought the annual four-day Bilderberg conference couldn't get any more exciting, a policeman goes and finds a bomb

10 June 2011
Bilderberg 2011: George Osborne attending as chancellor

Chancellor of the exchequer George Osborne. Photograph: Ben Stansall/AFP/Getty Images

Charlie Skelton spots some interesting names on the delegate list

Freemen on the Land - The Takedown begins...

2011-06-09T12:36:00.000-07:00

"We ain't paying no stinking council tax!"

Would you like to know more?

Adam Curtis, close but no cigar

2011-06-06T17:28:00.000-07:00

8.5 out of 10 for Adam Curtis and this little gem lodged inside the final episode of All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace.

'Cos Nazis on the Moon. RIP Gil Scott-Heron

Chief Nazi rocket scientist, he say:

“It is commonly believed that man will fly directly from the earth to the moon, but to do this, we would require a vehicle of such gigantic proportions that it would prove an economic impossibility. It would have to develop sufficient speed to penetrate the atmosphere and overcome the earth’s gravity and, having traveled all the way to the moon, it must still have enough fuel to land safely and make the return trip to earth. Furthermore, in order to give the expedition a margin of safety, we would not use one ship alone, but a minimum of three … each rocket ship would be taller than New York’s Empire State Building [almost ¼ mile high] and weigh about ten times the tonnage of the Queen Mary, or some 800,000 tons.”

Wernher von Braun,
the father of the Apollo space program,
writing in Conquest of the Moon.

Which is exactly the sort of thing you get right first time.

Well done Nazi rocket scientists!!!

Pan and Zoom,
On the Moon,
But don't forget the cameraman!!

Trousers Down

2011-06-04T05:28:00.000-07:00

The 'HAITIAN' fit - ideal for a mud based diet -100 fiats to you, mate

A Wikileaks post published on The Nation shows that the Obama Administration fought to keep Haitian wages at 31 cents an hour.

Can they be talking about the same company?

The more we win, the more change we can make. That, too, is part of our culture because we are a company that believes we’re here for something bigger than ourselves. Like our founder Levi Strauss, we apply original, courageous thinking to seemingly intractable problems. From environmental sustainability to ethical product sourcing, we look at the big picture of corporate citizenship, focusing on the toughest, most complex challenges facing our world today.

We have a long and distinguished history of corporate citizenship, including our unwavering commitment to responsible business practices. To ensure we provide our employees with a clear set of standards and guidance for conducting our business with integrity and the highest degree of compliance with the law, we established our Worldwide Code of Business Conduct.

The Global Anti-Bribery and Anti-Corruption Policy provides additional, specific guidance on two critical sections of the Worldwide Code of Business Conduct – Compliance with Laws, Rules and Regulations and Government Officials.

Must be a different one.

So far, the Interim Haiti Recovery Commission has not done much. Less than 10 percent of the $9 billion pledged by foreign donors has been delivered, and not all of that money has been spent. Other than rebuilding the international airport and clearing the principal urban arteries of rubble, no major infrastructure rebuilding - roads, ports, housing, communications - has begun. According to news reports, of the more than 1,500 U.S. contracts doled out worth $267 million, only 20, worth $4.3 million, have gone to Haitian firms. The rest have gone to U.S. firms, which almost exclusively use U.S. suppliers. Although these foreign contractors employ Haitians, mostly on a cash-for-work basis, the bulk of the money and profits are reinvested in the United States.

New David Icke App Now Available

2011-06-03T06:39:00.000-07:00

The two most powerful Forces for Freedom of our time - David Icke and Apple Inc. - combine to deliver an overwhelming Liberation Experience*...

Free your mind, free yourself of that corrupting fiat currency

*You've got the love the url of the homepage...

http://www.back-door.co.uk/AppSupport/walkthrough.html

Wonkers

2011-06-03T06:38:00.000-07:00

These two lads are terribly worried about conspiracy theories. They have been given space in the august 'Comment Macht Frei' , The London Guardian's well policed protest zone, to air their somewhat irrational fears.
The article is largely a rehash of their recent piece of litter:

'the power of unreason-conspiracy theories, extremism and counter-terrorism'

While the article has the distinct advantage of being mercifully briefer than the original(They refrain from repeating the genuinely sincere opening and closing remarks. These, of course, contain the clarion call of deadbeat academics the world over; that more research is required!) they manage to summarise their main concern. This is as old as their conspiracy theory obsession itself (46 years young!):

Conspironauts are psychologically flawed

Conspiracy theories have become an attractive, addictive habit, offering a comforting explanation for an increasingly complex, mysterious world. For those who are distant from the great decisions and the powerful people that shape our lives, there is a mystique that allows little room for coincidence or accident.

Conspironauts are intellectually flawed

If, despite all evidence, we start explaining all events by cui bono, the world suddenly becomes perhaps a little darker, a little more treacherous and frankly a lot simpler and straightforward than it ought to be. We often find that the facts are crowbarred into a world view that has little time for things that aren't conspiracies.

This, I think is a little unfair, especially coming from two cunts who, in fifty sparsely worded pages, completely fail to demonstrate that distrust of our complex and less than straight forward institutions is a bad thing, or has anything, beyond their own etiolated imagination, to do with 'extremism' and is in anyway frustrating to 'counter terrorism'.

As they say in the original crap:

While it is not possible to demonstrate direct causal links between conspiracy theories and extremism, our findings suggest that the acceptance of conspiracy theories in contexts of extremism often serves as a ‘radicalizing multiplier’,* which feeds back into the ideologies, internal dynamics and psychological processes of the group.

How they can come to such findings when they admit:

We do not know how many people in the UK actually believe in the conspiracy theories, particularly among minority or disadvantaged communities. Baseline figures of this type would be helpful. Although there is some anecdotal evidence** to suggest a generalised belief in conspiracies may harm trust in government and political engagement, the relationship between belief and action is far fromclear.

escapes me.

But that does not prevent them from proposing a solution to a problem that might not exist.
This, as these two fancy themselves as thinkers, is of course to teach the unfortunate how to think. Specifically, how to think in a way that will repair the:

tears in the social fabric that extremists exploit

I would have thought sorting out the 'tears' so there is nothing for these undefined extremists to exploit would be a better idea. But then who, apart from these earnest authors, cares what I think?

Maybe I should have a go at this critical thinking they are banging on about.

How should I think about their publisher, DEMOS, whose business is apparently:

a think-tank focused on power and politics. Our unique approach challenges the traditional, 'ivory tower' model of policymaking by giving a voice to people and communities, and involving them closely in our research.

Which is a fairly unrevealing description of a parasitical bunch of flim flam artists forcing public and corporate money into its gaping, and supposedly left leaning, yaw.

Anyway, let's start with a few past and present members of their advisory council, how should I think about:

How should I think about its clients?

Bell Pottinger
Oracle
Tesco
More government departments than you can shake a stick at.

Would they benefit from a well connected group like DEMOS(Cui Bono? oops)?

How should I think about its usefulness to these clients?

Well the australian cuckoo, Patricia Hewitt (founder of the strangely similar IPPR) said on Channel 4's (another client, but then I don't really believe in monolithic conspiracies,honest) dispatches programme:

“Now the think tank and the seminar route I think is a very good one and will remain a good one and so identifying the right think-tank. Policy Exchange is a good one at the moment, Demos is another good one. And saying ok, does that think tank already have a relationship with Minister X? Can we invite Minister X to give a seminar on this subject? Your client would then sponsor the seminar and you do it via the think-tank. And that’s very useful, because what you get for your sponsorship is basically you sit next to the Minister.”

How should I think about its mysterious genesis?

Jacques and Geoff Mulgan (who would serve as advisor to the extremely right wing prime minister (and now upscale meeter and greeter) Anthony Blair) apparently set it up under the tutelage and inspiration of former Mont Perelin Society vice president Arthur Seldon. Another of hisinterests, the libertarian alliance, described DEMOS as

"a cavalry of Trojan horses within the citadel of leftism. The intellectual agenda is served up in a left wing manner, laced with left wing clichés and verbal gestures, but underneath all the agenda is very nearly identical to that of the Thatcherites."

Seldon's pal, eminence noir and conspiracy activist, Brian Crozier suggested:

The ultimate sophistication of subversion is to take over the government, not by unlawful but by lawful means

I don't think he was talking about getting elected.

So we have a Goldman Sachs/bilderberg general secretary, a creepy parapolitical agitator and a neoliberal ex communist mentored and inspired by an extreme right wing ideologue (whose partners describe the DEMOS project quite frankly as a false flag operation) peddling influence between powerful commercial and political players for their own miserable advancement.

A left wing think tank is definitely an odd place for this lot to hang out, but even ginger nut Danny Alexander, chief secretary to Gideon's glans, is in the mix these days.

I am forced to conclude DEMOS serves as a craven,biddable flunky that will promote the desired policy of its political and corporate paymasters.

I am forced to critically conclude they are all full of shit.

I would say that anyway, but a proper professor (not some soppy 'research associate') wrote:

Instead funding was channelled to think thanks to lobby for policy outcomes. This was part of a major expansion of think tanks across the narrowed political spectrum with Demos, IPPR, the Social Market Foundation and others advocating the business friendly policies favoured by their funders. The think tanks are able to get close to ministers and key figures at party conferences and other events – to act as lobbyists in other words. Any measures to address privileged access and lobbying transparency must include these kinds of policy actors, as well as commercial consultants, in-house lobbyists and campaigning NGOs.
These problems are compounded by issues of privileged access to MPs, ministers and civil servants. We are seeing a complex nexus of relationships fostered by the revolving door in which former politicians like Blair (or Thatcher or Major before him – and last week Patricia Hewitt's consultancy with Boots and advisory work for Cinven ) or civil servants take up lucrative positions with corporations in order to secure business interests. Allied with the revolving door are other symptoms of privileged access such as secondments into and out of the civil service for business people. This can mean that organisations seeking government contracts or market advantage can have someone on the inside taking part in procurement or policy development processes.

If that doesn't sound like conspiracy, even only at a squalid level, it'll do until the real thing comes along.

A laurel and hearty handshake to the good people at:

Sourcewatch
Spinwatch
Powerbase
Pink Industry

* I am afraid I don't understand this concept
** No problem with this one

I want Britain to be about British

2011-06-02T15:13:00.000-07:00

Surprise 'em with a victory cry

2011-06-02T13:28:00.000-07:00

Ooops, just realised I missed a fine excuse to link to this a couple of posts back...

but it's all sorted out now

The Lizard Kings

2011-06-01T06:30:00.000-07:00

The two most powerful creative art forms of our time - Prog Rock and the Works of David Icke - combine to deliver an overwhelming Truth Experience...

I could have danced all night

2011-05-31T22:19:00.000-07:00

A cautionary tale about the consequences of terroristic footwork in public places from Конспиралоон TV...

Fisher King fans you have been warned

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I Thought I Was Going To Throw Up

2011-05-31T14:20:00.000-07:00

The Caring Community

Castlebeck specialises in care of people with learning disabilities and has 56 units and a £90m turnover. Steps have been taken by safeguarding agencies to protect the patients at Winterbourne View, some of whom have been moved elsewhere, and the unit is barred from taking any further admissions.

Torture, degradation......Well what do expect for the money?*

*182,000 great british fiats per annum*

*equivalent to 30,691 minimum wage hours*

*equivalent to 16 minimum wage years

The Mark of a (Son of) Man

2011-05-30T13:05:00.000-07:00

"The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice is vital to space travel..."

"He who controls the spice controls the universe"
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Here to Help

2011-05-29T12:02:00.000-07:00

Police were justified in removing a man from his wheelchair during a violent demonstration against tuition fees in central London, Scotland Yard has said.

The Met's probe was supervised by the Independent Police Complaints Commission, but Mr McIntyre asked: "Why are the police investigating themselves?

"Does that make sense to you, that the police attacked a man in a wheelchair and then they investigate themselves?"

He went on: "Throughout the report the police officers involved have stated that they were acting in my best interests, and this appears to have been accepted by those carrying out the investigation."

The force appeared to believe that "the fact someone has a disability renders them incapable of determining their own best interest or to act with autonomy", he said.

Following the investigation, internal guidelines will be drawn up on the most appropriate way to move a wheelchair user in such circumstances.

The Spanish Policia are thought to be helping with this process

plaza catalunya May 2011

More community policing (is there any other kind?) here.

Can you tell what it is yet?

2011-05-29T12:01:00.000-07:00

The sequel to 7/7 Ripple Effect looks like it's going to be a humdinger....

The Morning After a Couple of Nights before

2011-05-27T20:38:00.001-07:00

Earlier this year, legendary Anti-Zionist and keeper of that Rosetta Stone of Conspiraloon websites 'I am the Witness', Daryl Bradford Smith visited Switzerland on a silver and (vodka &) orange purchasing expedition

Naturally enough Daryl popped round to visit his close Swiss-based Anti-Zionist chum 'Ognir'

Let's see what happened...

Caution - The last 30 seconds of this video contain some minor profanity
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Shock CCTV from the DSK controversy

2011-05-21T07:16:00.000-07:00

Today's the Day - definitely for sure this time

2011-05-21T00:01:00.000-07:00

Would you like to know more?

and yet more?
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A personal message from Zardoz

2011-05-20T08:28:00.000-07:00

Would you like to know more?
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Two random, unconnected stories from the Looniverse

2011-05-18T08:18:00.000-07:00

1. The Mysterious Connection Between Sirius and Human History

A fascinating new piece from the Vigilant Citizen on the role of Sirius and Blue Fairies in human affairs, including this illuminating analysis...

'In Disney’s Pinocchio, based on a story written by Freemason Carlo Collodi, Gepetto prays to the brightest star in the sky to have a “real boy”. The Blue Fairy (her color is a reference to Sirius’ light-blue glow) then descends from the heavens to give life to Pinocchio. Throughout the marionette’s quest to become a boy (an allegory for esoteric initiation), the Blue Fairy guides Pinocchio towards the “right path”. Sirius is therefore represented as a source of life, a guide and a teacher'

2. Some picture, borrowed from someone else's website, which shows people who've just attended a court case which just happened to coincide with the conclusion of the 7/7 Inquest...

'The Last Baby-Sitter on Earth 2011' quarter finals reach their thrilling climax

(presumably Michele Renouf was otherwise engaged as she usually likes this sort of thing)

Warning! Any failure to embrace the teachings of the One True Messiah doing an impression of the Blue Fairy and/or the Israeli flag in the centre of this photo will immediately result in you being outed as the Zionist 7/7 Disinformation Artist you undoubtedly are

Computer Games Reviews with Jordan Maxwell - Issue 322

2011-05-16T17:45:00.000-07:00

Jordan Maxwell

This week, Jordan reviews BeJeweled 3...

The Good

Classic compulsive gem-matching fun
Attractive visuals and sound effects
Quest mode provides a nice sense of progression

The Bad

No online scoreboards
I ain't going to be led by the Jews, no fucking way

Game Score 7.7/10

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Latest release from Conspirileaks™ - That video footage you were never supposed to see

2011-05-06T07:31:00.000-07:00

WARNING!! Graphic Content

Snuff

2011-05-03T01:47:00.000-07:00

Some important people settle down to watch the execution of 4 men and one woman.

bonus question:
who is the guy in the corner of the table and what's in it for him.....

Reptilian Humanoid Q&A with Donald Rumsfeld

2011-05-02T14:01:00.000-07:00

Keeping it in the Family

2011-04-28T13:42:00.000-07:00

Go ask Alice, I think she'll know

2011-04-27T09:14:00.000-07:00

Congratulations to the people of Iceland

2011-04-11T02:18:00.000-07:00

A healthy outlook is essential in these times

Partial referendum results show 58% voting no, and 42% supporting the plan.

The plan, of course, being to bail out a corrupt government who bailed out a private criminal enterprise.

"The dispute has grown acrimonious, with Britain and the Netherlands threatening to block Iceland's bid to join the EU unless it is resolved."

Some threat.

The guardian article politely declines to highlight the advantages of Icelandic strategy compared to the similarly stricken Celtic flea bag, but Bloomberg takes a more reasoned view.

All this goes to show that democracy and humans remain the single greatest threat to the ruling financial oligarchy.

There's nothing like a good old-fashioned sing a long

2011-04-09T18:18:00.000-07:00

Who is Fighting Back? pt252

2011-04-08T00:51:00.000-07:00

Would you like to see more?

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Latest SADS update - Smiley Culture

2011-04-06T03:36:00.000-07:00

This man was lucky to escape with only a broken arm...

Others have been not so fortunate in their attempts to synthesise Satan's Brew in their kitchen using common household ingredients...

Would you like to know more?

A conundrum wrapped inside an enigma

2011-03-30T17:29:00.001-07:00

Why did police charge only 11 rioters over the anti-cuts protests?

Spot the piggie competition #124

2011-03-27T06:51:00.001-07:00

Location of Libyan civilians in most need of protection, sorted by oil company

2011-03-25T12:31:00.001-07:00

stratfor

Latest footage of Coalition forces implementing 'no fly' (ing tanks) zone just in!!

2011-03-20T09:14:00.001-07:00

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Libyan Life Expectancy to plummet

2011-03-20T05:25:00.000-07:00

Tomahawk impact 1000lbs approx richter scale 3.0

110

Tomahawk missiles launched overnight delivering (according to the BBC's top gear style weapons porn page)

110,000

pounds of explosive, which may or not contain depleted uranium, at a cost of

62.5 - 110

million dollars (depending on who you read)
Which is

10-18

dollars a head for each libyan,man woman and child
justified by a vote of

(as yet unidentified) of the

members of the arab league

(who now say:

What has happened in Libya differs from the goal of imposing a no-fly zone.

“What we want is the protection of civilians and not bombing other civilians.”

...bit late now,lads)

all carried out by

Countries

of which at least cannot even afford to keep open its public toilets.

Japanese life expectancy to soar!!

2011-03-19T17:11:00.000-07:00

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2012 so on it's starting early?

2011-03-11T04:15:00.000-08:00

Posted 8th March...

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and, most of all, I like the price...

2011-03-08T16:22:00.001-08:00

"We may never know the Truth; this book won't give you 'The Answer' in the last chapter! Indeed the more we [sic] may strive to give you an answer, the more you may dismiss our [sic] endeavours as those of 'conspiracy theorists'"
- Dr. Nick Kollerstrom, Terror on the Tube, p18

Ed's note: This book comes with glowing recommendations from none other than the author himself!!!

"It appears to me that
little
or
nothing
written here is
original."

AND

"Thus the present work draws from the insights and researches of many people, whom it may be impossible to thank or acknowledge, and it brings web-insights onto the printed page."*
- Dr. Nick Kollerstrom, Terror on the Tube, p19

* Without, allegedly, recourse to the use of cut-and-paste. Ho ho.

I WILL DEPLOY MY ORDNANCE TO THE GROUND

2011-03-08T05:04:00.000-08:00

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All we gotta do is...

2011-03-07T16:14:00.000-08:00

George Monbiot...

Hugh Laurie...

Conspiraloonery™ Central - Home of the Conspiraloon™ Alliance

2012™ Olympocalypse

Predictive Programming and You - #322 Family Guy

Deek Jackson needs a rest, probably

Hammer Time

Out of Work? Have you considered a new career in the exciting world of Spontaneous Revolution consultancy?

First the Angels fall...

7/7 Ripple Effect - Here comes the punchline

Death cults are bound to attract strange people

The Law Will Bring Peace

Your bill, sir

EXULT

FFS

Al-Qaida calls on Ahmadinejad to end 9/11 conspiracy theories

A World Of Money

R.I.P Richard Hamilton

9/11 - A conspiracy theory

When Worlds Collide

Colorful Hidden Rewards

Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!!

I got a job for Stanley, I thought he'd come in handy

Announcing the new range of fully posable Anders Behring-Breivik action figures

Mainstream Conspiraloons #120 - Matthew Parris megablast

The next 20 scandals. So you won’t be shocked

The New Face of the Mythical Al Qaida

A Warning To Our Fellow Travellers

Analysis

A Depraved Work Environment

Marvel At The Captain

Jonathan May-Bowles tried to be funny... In Stockwell

It's funny because it's True

It's funny because it's True

The Stars Look Down

North Star Rising

Super Happy Fun Time Music

Shoot the World Better!

Charlie says....

The Ego has landed

Nazi UFO Weekend

Weird Colour Television

Announcing our Environmental Excellence Awards

"Trust no-one except your family. And, even then, check them out once in a while"

The Controlled Demolition of Charlie Veitch

Corporate House on the Prairie

Conspiraloon infiltration of Russia Today now almost total

There appears to be a glitch in the Matrix

Fukishima Daiichi - The TRUTH!!

Chemtrail - your nebulous friend!!

No﻿ mushrooms were harmed in the production of this song

One of our Guardians speaks

Oh I do so love charades!!

Can I be your friend / write on your wall / poke you?

Beware the Clockwork Elves!!

A special message to anyone planning industrial action this summer

Something for the little 'uns

The Loving Trap

Lemon entry, my Dear Watson

Introducing the surprisingly spacious Nissan Micra...

Mainstream Conspiraloon #735 - Lord WarWar

Orderly Succession

Mainstream Conspiraloons #734 - Greece

Donald in Pentagramland

The Loyal Opposition

Tony G. on Bilder B.

Charlie Skelton - The Messiah™ Cometh

Freemen on the Land - The Takedown begins...

Adam Curtis, close but no cigar

Trousers Down

New David Icke App Now Available

Wonkers

a think-tank focused on power and politics. Our unique approach challenges the traditional, 'ivory tower' model of policymaking by giving a voice to people and communities, and involving them closely in our research.

I want Britain to be about British

Surprise 'em with a victory cry

The Lizard Kings

I could have danced all night

I Thought I Was Going To Throw Up

The Mark of a (Son of) Man

Here to Help

Can you tell what it is yet?

The Morning After a Couple of Nights before

No mushrooms were harmed in the production of this song

Latest release from Conspirileaks™ - That video footage you were never supposed to see