Saturday 16 July 2011

North Star Rising

Serve lukewarm,smothered in a rich broth of truth...and garnished with a farrago of lies!


Say what you like about Tony Farrell, you've got to admire his courage. I, for one, can't wait to see his ‘Strategic Threat Assessment Matrix’ which has been so crudely censored.

As for his 'research on the internet' well, put it this way, I can hang on indefinitely.

Whether you view him as a freelance timewaster or a genuine truth seeker, you have to understand the terrible vista before him.

The fact that he's now condemned to spend an uncomfortable amount of his life within an extraordinarily musty milieu, populated by the likes of Muah'Dib, G-Man and the light fingered Doktor K.

A good reason to be in washing your hair, every night, until you die.

This alone reflects an intimidating commitment to whatever the fuck he is up to.

If the former, he certainly got the shitty end of the stick.

Plainclothes Policeman

Actual, real life provocateur Mark Kennedy (AKA 'FLASH') got:
  • Travel
  • Adventure
  • Soft drugs
  • Free love
None of which, even if on offer, you would particularly want to share with Tony's new best buddies.

If he is a diablocal implant, Mr Farrell's new found micro-celebrity bodes ill for the conspirasphere.

It's like TPTB are taking the piss, issuing this moron to watch him lapped up by the truth famished.

If he is not, Mr Farrell's new found micro-celebrity bodes ill for the conspirasphere.

He's a fucking idiot.

Anyway, a lot of this shit is getting old.

Everything is pretty much in plain sight these days.

Occult intricacies are increasingly irrelevant in the war on humans.

Should you think Tony is going somewhere, heed the words of a leading rockstar vatican assassin:

23 comments:

The Antagonist said...

Anyway, a lot of this shit is getting old.

Everything is pretty much in plain sight these days.

Occult intricacies are increasingly irrelevant in the war on humans.


Couldn't have put it better myself.

Tired and old and old and tired.

Still, it keeps the any-old-shit-for-truth lot busy regurgitating the warm diarrhoea they so love being spoonfed.

paul said...

I know, they were over Farrell like a dog on sick.

The Antagonist said...

Instant Truthiness™

Brought to you exclusively by ex-Cops, ex-Spooks, Messiahs, Transvestites and fictional Frank Herbert characters.

Nothing about that list of Instant Truthbringers™ smacks even slightly of desperation.

The Antagonist said...

More 'Comedy Infiltration' than 'Cognitive Infiltration'.

paul said...

Farrell's gruesome fate makes me think if Sartre was still around, he could refine huis clos's vision of hell.

Stef said...

Such a lovely looking pudding, I couldn't resist squirting a dollop of my own gravy upon it

paul said...

And fine accompaniment it is.

The Antagonist said...

I thought Farrell looked familiar.

paul said...

What about this uncanny resemblance

Stef said...

When it comes to Blofelds I was always a Charles Gray man myself

Knickerless Koalascum said...

When, oh when, one might wonder, whilst gazing at the infinite universe of stars and contemplating the intricacies of the 7/7 story, will those who question the official narrative begin to accept at face value all the crazies with alternative narratives that are planted by the moon among them?

Oskkkar's H.P. Sorcery said...

Just because there's no evidence to support anything we say, doesn't mean it's not mystically and magically true

George Walker Bush said...

I agree with that, initially!!!!!!!

Bridget said...

.. and rises:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3699907/77-was-a-plot-by-the-Government.html

Stef said...

The Online casino arm of the Conspiraloon Alliance will be opening its book on Tony shortly. Provisional odds for the eventual outcome will be something like...

Hard Drive full of Porn - 10/1
Shady Financial Past - 5/1
Closet Nazi - 8/1
Religious Lunatic - Evens
Substance abuse - 15/1
Tranvestite - 8/1
Messianic Tendencies - 6/1
Starts taking about Reptillian Humanoids/ Anunnaki/ Planet Nibiru/ Sumerian Tablets - 6/1
Something New for a Change - 4/1

fish said...

Shocking! Nothing with odds of 7/1?

fish said...

Bold gambit by the The Sun in the midst of political and journalistic subterfuge that extends from the pits of the myopic Murdoch Media Empire all the way through the corrupt senior and lower ranks of the police straight to the office of the corrupt prime minister that nobody elected.

paul said...

This shocking smear by the mainstream media, which cruelly reiterates all Tony's claims, has forced me to reassess everything and come to the same conclusion.

Hope Alex's job offer works out.

Bridget said...

The Sun Says:

Web of deceit

A POLICE intelligence expert tasked with assessing the greatest criminal threats to South Yorkshire delivers these verdicts:

There is no threat from killers, muggers, rapists, or from al-Qaeda.

The sole danger to South Yorks is from our "Satanic" Government, which carried out the 7/7 bombings.

This same Government is only at war in Afghanistan to seize control of the heroin trade.

Oh, and George Bush blew up the Twin Towers.

It ought to be hilarious.

But the fact that even a top intelligence analyst can be taken in by the lunatic conspiracy theories spreading like a virus via the internet illustrates just how beguiling and dangerous they are.

At once, they destroy the authority of politicians and police and minimise the real threat, from al-Qaeda.

We are lucky in Britain that still only a gullible minority are seduced.

But their number grows every day.


The Sun Says

gyg3s said...

@Bridget drew our attention to a report from the Sun,

"The sole danger to South Yorks is from our "Satanic" Government, which carried out the 7/7 bombings."

I wonder where the Sun got this story; the horses mouth or South Yorkshire police?

Further, I wonder whether or not the Sun had access to Farrell's threat assessment matrix?

Stef said...

Tony Farrell's internet persona appears to be custom tailored to fit a very particular conspiraloon demographic

though, in fairness, if I were a practicing Christian, Satan would feature pretty heavily in all my threat assessment matrices

gyg3s said...

^"Tony Farrell's internet persona appears to be custom tailored to fit"

I can see that his persona is being tailored but I'm not sure by whom. A lot of this tailoring has been done by the authors of the sites on which he has appeared. Whether this is driven by Farrell's naïveté or by his clever manipulation, as yet, I don't know.

Stef said...

Fair dos

I can see where you're coming from

I've just given my own take on your blog

Farrell's clearly not going anywhere near J7 with a bargepole so if he does blow up in someone's face it won't be anyone I personally have any respect for