Thursday 9 December 2010

The Conspiraloon's Cookbook p.47 - The Hallelujah Sandwich



I've just noticed the following comment underneath a blog post which tears into
J(ew)7 for being a bunch of Zionist Shills, with all their blatantly Talmudic, fact-based, One Tru Messiah unfriendly, ways...


"Anonymous said...

Great article! It's about time someone exposed those so called 'truthseekers' who just do boring facty stuff.

If you're going to rip government lies apart its very important that you fill in all the blanks with stuff you just made up. Otherwise you're just shilling. The quicker truthseekers here on earth realise this the better.

As G*d is our judge, for he doth shine the light in all the nooks and crannies of the darkness of Satan.

Peace be with you, in you and all around you.

Amen all truth-seeking brothers."


I would, of course, love to share the link to the original article with my fellow Loons but only after the author comes to the full realisation that's Conspiraloon meat he's chewing on, between a couple of slices of fluffy half-baked Hallelujah

and, remember, you can never consider yourself a
True Loon until you've been accused of being a Zionist
shill by one bunch and Anti-Semitic by the other

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Edit: And here's the original post. Caution, raw Truth™ when presented in these concentrations can become a highly hazardous substance and should only be consumed under the supervision of a suitably qualified professional

38 comments:

Personal Jesus said...

Praise be the Lord that didn't forsooth see that one coming.

Stef said...

Given that the author of the offending post has censored out at least two comments from people I know but let this one through, I believe that there is a genuine possibility that this particular Evangelical Panino flew right over his head

Considering his proven issues with distinguishing shit from shoe polish this should not come as too much of a surprise

Stef said...

"If you're going to rip government lies apart its very important that you fill in all the blanks with stuff you just made up"

F**king genius

Jesus Croutons said...

Does that do Pope-tarts as well?

Paul Atreides said...

J(ew)7 played a clever game with all their cunning 7/7 research which less genetically corrupted researchers were able to bless with their holy Ctrl+C gestures of consecration

But they gave themslves away with their refusal to accept the One True Messiah

We all know who the masters of Messiah denial are, eh?

G*D said...

Stef said...

"If you're going to rip government lies apart its very important that you fill in all the blanks with stuff you just made up"

F**king genius


And lo, I was born.

G*D said...

Or Genesis, if you prefer.

The David Shayler Experience said...

Muad'dib is the True Messiah

and I should know, I've been a few myself

Stef said...

"And lo, I was born"

Well, it makes for more epic cinema than Dark Matter

G*D said...

Only if Charlton Heston's got anything to do with it.

Pus Boyle said...

Lemon Jews.

Kevin Bagel said...

I dreamed a dream of times gone by
When rays of light would fairly fly
But now the Zionistic hordes
Chase me on message boards

Woe is me

Stef said...

After a couple of hours of contemplation of the evidence available on a number of websites and forums I've come to realise that, yes, if you are of the opinion that the State of Israel and its supporters get up to some very unpleasant things, the absolutely inescapable conclusion anyone of any serious intellect can come to is to start talking about the White Race, adopt an ersatz form of Christinaity that would have left Christ himself baffled and wax lyrical about a fabulous bygone Jew-free time when there was no war, famine or toothache

Stef said...

and after a little more contemplation I've realised that the reason why Christian Truthers have adopted a form of Christianity that Christ himself would not have recognized is because Christ clearly was a Jewish shill tasked with a mission to taint the purity of his own teachings

It's so obvious when you think about it. What more perfect a way could The Jews have found to corrupt White Christian Culture than by embedding one of their own Sayanim right at its inception?

Andrew Pandy said...

If Luad Muad'Dib goes to jail, is it still worth sending HIM one hundred pounds in cash only for the infallible legal defence method he peddles?

HIM said...

YES!!!

You Couldn't Make It Up said...

would that be this infalliable defence...

Tired of politicians’ lies, living in a police-state, and being watched everywhere you go by CCTV cameras, and being prosecuted for victimless so-called/invented crimes, being fined/robbed and punished for harming no-one and thus really doing nothing wrong? Perhaps for possessing a weapon for self-defence, having harmed no-one.

Want to fight back against government tyranny, lies, abuse, theft and oppression? You CAN prove your innocence without relying on expensive lawyers, who are really only in it for the money and not for YOU.

Lost your driving license and/or been fined for victimless so-called traffic offences?

HIM said...

I'd prefer that in gold bullion Kruggerand coins please.

J for Jehovah said...

They stole my domain!

Stef said...

oh, the fucking irony

Kev Boyle's Trapdoor Nights said...

As I was walking to St. Ives, I met a man with forty wives. What a fine example of traditional Judeo-Christian values.

L for Leper said...

Which messiah and end times prophet are we meant to be following today?

M for Messiah said...

They stole my domain!!!

Charlie W BeaterOfLead said...

"The most convincing argument, for Griffiths, was a statistical one. Given that the Theosophical Society held no special brief for "sex-perverts," it was beyond the bounds of possibility that the society should be overrun with them: "Here we have four, with Mr Leadbeater, five; besides the hosts of their victims. Really Mr Martyn, it will not pass. -- there are too many of them. Since there is nothing in the teachings of either the T.S. or the L.C.C. which is subversive of morals or attractive to the sex-pervert, it is inconceivable that here we should find such a school of immoral practice.""

Has anyone seen my boys?

Esther said...

Did someone call?

Israel Joran Shamir Jermas said...

Anyone want to buy a copy of my latest book?

The Antagonist said...

Wow!

Turn your back for a few hours and look what happens....

A whole pederastic, white-supremacist, anti-semitic, Nazi, conspiratologist, conspiracy facty thing unfurls before your eyes in less than 30 comments.

The Antagonist said...

Although that seems to happen more often than not of late.

Kev Boyle's Law said...

Old King Cole was a merry old soul
And a merry old soul was he

I on the other hand am a miserable cunt and it's all the fault of the Sayannim stifling every last breath of culture out of the indigenous people of this land.

What a bleak world we live in.

paul said...

Fuck me, that is certainly some angry weblog.


However, she also expends a great deal of energy attacking those who should naturally be allies by making a case for government/intelligence services involvement in this great crime.


I do not understand this sentence.

The Antagonist said...

If nonsense doesn't make sense to you, you must be a shill.

The Antagonist said...

I don't understand it either, fwiw.

Boyle In The Bag said...

And did those feet in ancient times

...have a valid travel document? It's all very well dying for our sins, I'm not objecting to that bit. I just want to see proof that He wasn't taking a British job from a British Messiah.

Craggy said...

Paul:
"However, she also expends a great deal of energy attacking those who should naturally be allies by making a case for government/intelligence services involvement in this great crime."

I do not understand this sentence.
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Paul, I think the suggestion is that BD divides J7 from thers like Muad D'ib and Kollerstrom (etc?) who it is alleged are "natural allies" in that they make the case for "government/intelligence services involvement in this great crime".

It is my belief, however, that disavowing all fruitcakery and nuttery is one of the key strengths of the J7 approach.

stefz said...

I suspect that's what KB is trying to communicate but the sentence in question falls somewhat short of the desired objective

KB, NK and Muad'dib are indeed natural allies in that they all hold fucked up religious views and attitudes to race which infect their utterings on issues such as 7/7

They're also dumber than a bag of spanners

Even if I were so obsessively focused on 'The Jews' being responsible for all the world's ills as they are I'd still want to gather a certain critical mass of evidence that 'The Jews' pulled off 7/7 before I declared they were the masterminds

But there's fuck all evidence to that effect, anyone pushing that line could be chopped to pieces with a couple of sentences and the fucked up Official Narrative would be allowed to get off scot free because some daft fuckers decided to make up one of their own

Stef said...

A few years ago my biggest grumble about the conspirasphere was the way parapolitical issues (such as 9/11 and 7/7) were being freely mixed up with really whacked out, unsupported New Age/ UFO bullshit

Nowadays, now that the real world and conspirasphere are starting to converge the proportion of space friend guff is dropping off but there's a lot more talk of Jews, Commies and Gold, a lot more

Given that we're living through the 1930s 2.0 this shouldn't come as too much of a surprise but if we could somehow avoid the 1940s 2.0 that would be just fucking peachy

Craggy said...

Very well put, stefz.

Mixing truth and sh1te is never productive, whether it's done with an intention to deceive or is a result of a defective BS filter.

I suspect much of it, in this case and others, is the result of the mind breaking out of the accepted boundaries of the "consensus world-view". In this newly unfettered state we must rely on our own judgement and discernment, in which some of us are found sadly lacking. Enthusiastic religious beliefs are often a red flag in this regard. Those believing in a literal Book of Revelations-style "Beast", for example, should not be trusted when it comes to their views on other matters.

Personally, once my mind started to conceive all sorts of socially inconceivable thoughts around 1995 I found myself entertaining, and even sometimes lending credence to, a variety of half-baked ideas and paradigms (such as UFOs=aliens, parapsychology, etc) before rationality took hold and I reached my current advanced state of ignorance.

Stef said...

Personally speaking, I still entertain a whole host of half-baked, socially inconceivable thoughts but I send them off packing at the end of the evening