Friday 10 December 2010

CONSPIRACY ALERT: Michael Flatley is REALLY from Chi Cago

Move over Max Kaiser, there's a new kid on the block.



As credible sounding as this man is, caution is recommended.

Three days of intensive research by the hive mind at Conspiraloon Twin Towers has found no evidence of any attempts by this man to sell water purifiers, post-apocalyptic survival contingency systems, nor even an infallible legal defense that works only inside your own mind.

He also seems to have made no references to aliens, Jews, lizards, shape-shifters, Elvis, or messiahs, which immediately casts further doubt on the true nature of the man and his intent.

In fact we have been unable to locate any form of sugary-syrupy tripe to smooth the path of the bitter pill he gives you for free.

This indicates satanic Jewish Marxist intent, as stated in the King of the John Hill of Frank Herbert's Dune Which Did Feature Sting in the Movie version of the official BIBLE :

Kevin 7:7 Bewareth he that seek not to profit from thy knowing, lest ye contribute nothing to the divine act of the upwards circulation of metal'd yellow He did proclaim as gold.
....
Andrew 9:11 Bewareth he that conjureth not up the daemon Jew, lest ye become poisoned by real truths that shall not be true from your position of the opposite of love. He, The King, ELVIS, doth live in eternity, or he would have done had not the Jew done kill'd him.

20 comments:

paul said...

It's all very well getting worked up about by bankers, but notice he doesn't say who is actually behind it all!!!
Things might be difficult, but there's no excuse for that kind of language, or ideas.

The Antagonist said...

That's exactly why I thought it was worth highlighting.

If we had a proper government, they'd ban ideas.

paul said...

Haha, like a communistic one that that 'prole' character is after?

The Antagonist said...

SATAN GET THEE AWAY FROM ME!!!

The Antagonist said...

Seeing as it's nearly Christmas...

SANTA GET THEE AWAY FROM ME!!!

The Antagonist said...

Paul, we never allow the C word on here and even references to the C word are frowned upon.

The Antagonist said...

We should probably ban the P word too.

We're all CITIZENS, not Pxxxxx.

The Antagonist said...

Meanwhile, in other news, just thinking about the idea of a smokeable object made of dried plant leaves can kill you stone dead before you've even had the thought.

paul said...

...and no lying down in the marriage bed with the whores of zion..

paul said...

Meanwhile, in other news
Oh dear, can google tell me which mortuary to turn myself into, and why did the power configuration not compell me all those years ago?

And who invented fags anyway?

Think about it.

Connect those dots, no matter the distance.

The Antagonist said...

And who invented fags anyway?

Think about it.

Connect those dots, no matter the distance.


So that's why Hitler didn't like them.

The Antagonist said...

Fags that it is.

The Antagonist said...

I meant cigarettes. Hitler didn't like cigarettes.

Although he didn't like fags much either.

paul said...

I think everyone'sn entitled to both their opinions and their dreams,but maybe that hitler character went too far.

paul said...

If I wasn't so fond of our current strapline, I think:

connecting the dots,no matter the distance

would be a topper

The Antagonist said...

Not overly fussed by that Loonity line, so it could replace that.

The Antagonist said...

It precedes it at the moment.

paul said...

Nooooooo!!!!!

The starship troopers battlecry shall always overcome temporary despair.

paul said...

Its encouraging that the interviewier detected some 'dissatifaction'. Maybe the mass media will wake up after all.

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