Saturday, 4 December 2010

Alex Jones talks Hezbollah and colostomy bags

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Still smarting from the savage pwning he received at the hands of Max Keiser a few weeks back, AJ has been licking his wounds and biding his time for his sequel to 'everyone knows the Arabs own Hollywood!!'

And here it is, proof, if it were needed, that Alex is still at the top of his Game...



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18 comments:

Bullhorn Crumhorn said...

roffle

paul said...

hezbollah, from palestine, is on the mexican border.
Is that the mexican border with germany, or another one?

Bubba said...

They came right through that Panama Tunnel from Chechinya, and Obama ain't doin a damn thang about it.

Cracker said...

I ain't no racist, but if that's the way the black president is acting, I'm going to learn me some portugese and move me and the loved ones to Sweden.

stef said...

rumour has it that AJ has something like 35,000 subscribers

at $5 a month that ain't too shabby

plus the merchandising

plus the ads

plus the annual money bomb

plus whatever other stuffed envelopes come his way

a small price to pay to hear valuable information about Hezbollah's plans to invade the US and bags of piss

Alex Jones said...

...you know, like a huge synthetic artificial bladder full of piss, right out there for all to see...

Stef said...

on the subject of huge synthetic bladders for of piss, AJ's mate Jesse was on TV this week blowing the lid on the global corporatisation of water supplies. The first 20 minutes or so was occupied with boring twaddle about billionaires and large corporations before Jesse exposed the REAL story behind what's happening to our water

The Chinese are stealing it in 500 foot long bladders towed behind supertankers

Stef said...

the full, thoroughly documented and completely undeniable story of the Great Chinese Water Heist in the last 4 minutes or so of this clip

Stef said...

being a bit of a Predator fan I admit to having had a soft spot for Ventura

but after the Chinese piss bladder scoop I regretfully have to conclude that he's a c**t

Bill said...

FWIW I haven't sold out

Sonny said...

oh yeah?

Anthony J. Hitler said...

Good God man, it looks like a giant condom. If America is going to get screwed, America wants a kiss first.

stef said...

That's a fab back catalogue you've got there Tony - 'Illuminazi 911' looks like a winner

stef said...

Brian Gerrish is, of course, the poor Loon's William Carr

Anon said...

I like Alex Jones.

- Aangirfan

Stef said...

Putting the possibility that AJ is some kind of willful shill aside that would still leave him as being the kind of reactionary old tosspot who thinks that provision of healthcare for those who can't afford it is communism and therefore part of the age old conspiracy

I can't help noticing that Alex and all those countless other reactionary loons out there merrily label absolutely any political viewpoints they disagree with as being 'communism' or 'marxism', even when what they are pissed of with is clearly a mutated extension of the kind of beliefs they hold dear

He does however have excellent taste in his selection of background music - the decision to raid the Gerry Anderson back catalogue and Paul Verhoeven soundtracks was inspired

Stef said...

... and, remember, everyone knows the Arabs own Hollywood, Hezbollah is massing on the Mexican border and the Chinese are stealing the Great Lakes, one jumbo-sized colostomy bag at a time

paul said...

Cue Jonesy preparing a chinese language version of his water filter ads.