Thursday 25 November 2010

A message from the Theophist™ Conspiratologist™ Thule™ Society for Truth™

And, in the TRUE™ tradition of THE WAY™ of all great SOCIETIES™, we've NICKed it all from somewhere else.



"Brothers and Sisters, let me speak to you about a topic so dear to my heart. And let it be heard by all those who accept the word of Jaysus. Hallelujah brothers and sisters, hallelujah.
I wanna speak to you brothers and sisters about the Jew. The Jew did fake the holohoax. Now you might hear your high falutin' reason and logic from so called historians and scientists and the people who were there, but we know it didn't happen. We got the good ol' National Socialist press, Lord praise 'em, tellin' us it ain't so. And I know a delousing chamber is identical in every single way to a homicidal gas chamber and no “reason” or “facts” can convince me otherwise.

We don't know how them Jews done hoaxed it, but we know Satan and his power. Satan did cast a veil over the eyes of the righteous and made it all fake and did send his imps with the folly of their "logic" and "reason" and "historical methodology" to deceive and confuse the the children of earth.
And the good Lord did speak to the National Socialist defenders of our national culture in all it's Anglo-Saxon goodness and he did tell them of Satan's deeds and of how the goddam reds are polluting our minds with critical theory. And how a careful reading of Adorno reveals he wants YOUR children to be Godless, binge-drinking, drug crazed homosexuals, corrupted by pop music and multiculturalism. Until all children of Jaysus unite for the good of the volk and overthrow the merciless power of the Jew and his cultural degeneracy, then society as we know it is doomed to a living hell of first person shooters invented by Marxists and school children visiting Auschwitz.
Now I ain't no Nazi

True enough, the Nazis fought the menace of the Global Jewish Conspiracy and taught Jews a lesson in knowing their place.
They understood the importance of national culture and the dread menace of multiculturalism
They understood the corruption and degeneracy of unwholesome popular music
They understood the dangers of being soft on commies (who are everywhere)
They understood the dangers of touchy-feely Jewish psychology
The understood the dangers of wishy-washy political correctness telling people they can't say what they damn well like about minority groups
The understood the need for a strong Christian culture, at least insofar as it suited their purposes
I ain't no Nazi, they just had a lot of good points
And remember this, brothers and sisters, and remember it well

If the Holocaust had added to real remorse, understanding, peace and love in the world I WOULD NOT HAVE A SINGLE WORD TO SAY AGAINST IT, even if I thought some part of the legend was not quite right. It’s influence would be benign.
That's right brothers and sisters. Because I don't like what I perceive the Holocaust has come to stand for, then it did not goddam happen and no-one can convince me otherwise. Such is wisdom, oh sweet Jaysus, oh my Lord
Brothers and sisters, the Holocaust is a religion. A religion of Satan. I am hear to spread the word of the new religion, the new Gospel, the new covenant with God. That religion is that Jews are responsible for everything. Jews faked the holohoax. I don't need to know how, where all those Jews went nor even know why I say the things I do. This is about faith, brothers and sisters, faith in the battle against the Jew and his master who is Satan, oh my Lord protect us.
I am no anti-semite.
All I'm saying to all the good Jews is that I care about them more than anyone, ever. And it is with the love and compassion of the lamb of God that I tenderly blame Jews for everything bad happening everywhere in the world because of the machinations of Satanic Jews that control everything. All evil in the world comes from Israel - I am not concerned about places like Africa or Central America because they don't have too many Jews in them. Anything bad that happens there will be because of Satanic Jews anyway.
The real anti-semites are the ones who don't blame Jews for everything as they are allowing Satan to manifest his power over them which he won't be able to do if we point out to them how evil they are.
And Satan's minions prevent us from questioning the holohoax at all. Obviously not in the country I live in, but it makes me feel like a real rebel when I say it. I am not concerned with countries that ban denial of communist crimes or even other genocides as it doesn't fit my religion to claim there must be something to hide as far as that's concerned. Indeed, banning denial of Nazi atrocities can only ever be about Jews and have nothing to do with anyone like Gypsies who I routinely ignore because my faith tells me it is so. It is all about Jews, and so shall it always be. Thus spaketh the Lord, glory to His name.
Should the Lord desire it, I would surely start a Holocaust truth movement to expose this immense evil of such monumental importance. But the Lord spoke to me through a small privet hedge that smoldered a bit and told me I couldn't be bothered and should insist it becomes part of the 911 truth movement instead. All praises be.
I say the Holocaust is a religion. I do not care about “history books” written by people who have no interest in mythologising it. I want to dispense with all false religions and for you all to embrace the true religion. And that is that Satanic Jews control the world and everyone should believe that and not worry about such pointless distractions about how things actually happen in the real world outside my imagination.
I want you now to raise your eyes to heaven and lift your voices in praise
Hallelujah!"

40 comments:

paul said...

As one true religions go, it's remarkably concise

stef said...

I'm still having a little trouble following the line of thought that argues that Hitler and the Boys were...

a) basically good eggs fighting the zionist bolshevik menace without a word of thanks from the rest of us

and

b) cypto-zionists put into power with the aid of zionist gold

stef said...

I must also confess to being baffled by this endless 'Holoco$t' debate thing

Are the revisionists saying that if the 6,000,000 figure does stack up then that would justify the actions of the Zionist state?

Otherwise, why are they so obsessed with bringing it down?

stef said...

and are they also claiming that zionists and zionist puppets hold the exclusive monopoly on murderous thievery, past and present?

and that the re-establishment of vigorous Anglo-Saxon Christianity would see some kind of pacifistic, egalitarian Golden Age?

because I'm fucked if I can see any reason to buy into that

Stef said...

and here's the original, and far superior performance, of Springtime for Hitler, without the subtle edits of the reworked version

The Antagonist said...

It gets better.

A definite candidate for an invite to the Conspiraloon™ Alliance™ if ever there were one.

Pure monatomic gold:

Member Profile
Nick Kollerstrom


Academic powerhouse Nick Kollerstrom was raised in an exciting environment of Theosophy which he modestly likes to keep quiet about.

His esoteric researches led him to an interest in alchemy, and his diligent research led him to master the alchemist's dream of real world transmogrification when he discovered how to transform words into bullsh*t.

Since the onset of Alzheimer's, Dr Kollerstrom has spent his later years mixing with some of the great scholarly minds of our age. These have included:

Mr Daniel Obachike whose pioneering research discovered that everybody except him is in MI5 and who developed pioneering magical mystery lectures in order to tell people about this startling discovery

Lady Michelle Renouf, a woman with the right attitude to Jews and national culture. And just witness the scope and breadth of her achievements -
http://www.jailingopinions.com/birob/showreel.html

The Messiah himself - In his 22 years as Messiah, The Messiah has awed the world with his Messianic powers of asking for money for an alleged system of getting away with driving around smoking weed, making a 7/7 film where he uses his infallible Messiah intuition to say exactly what happened on the flimsiest basis and it is rumoured he once healed the sick by miraculously administering holy Beecham's power to an ailing disciple who felt a bit bunged up.

The Messiah, who shines as a beacon of salvation to the lonely, bewildered and disturbed as Christ did to the meek, hopes to one day gather a full 12 disciples after he has served a sentence for perverting the course of justice in order to wash away the sins of mankind.

Though his career had moved into writing about when it's best to plant your cabbages, Dr Kollerstrom decided not to take the expected career path and appear on gardener's question time, instead deciding his background in theosophy, alchemy and lunar gardening was a solid foundation for scrutinising half a century of research into the Holocaust.

Drawing on his years of academic training, Dr Kollerstrom spent an afternoon looking at Holocaust denial websites on the internet. Employing the trademark style for which he has become known, he copied this material and pretended it was some research he'd done.

However, with his claim that Auschwitz was a fun park, Dr Kollerstrom managed to generate some controversy. Heroically, Dr Kollerstrom countered these malignant accusations by running away from any kind of debate, bleating plaintively about how terrible it was people didn't like him for being a Nazi apologist when he knows a Jew and everything and getting cross when people falsely accused him of saying things he quite clearly had.

Dr Kollerstrom has also recently published a dramatic book on the 7/7 bombings involving painstakingly reconstructing the events of the J7 website in meticulous detail before concluding to his publisher it's all his own work.

The Antagonist said...

Blogger comments are naffed again. Probably something to do with a truth filter.

paul said...

I don't like the sound of this satan character, but it is nice to know who is behind it all.

Is it just me or have all the full spectrum weirdness generators been turned up to 11?

As for the nazibolshevikzionist continuum, I don't think its really designed to make any sense.

Just something to gawp at while the repo men take all your stuff out the back door.

Its all being done in plain sight by the elected and the selected. I'm not sure what's to be gained by uncovering the ultimate truth.

stef said...

"Is it just me or have all the full spectrum weirdness generators been turned up to 11?"

Nope, not just you

Though maybe not quite an 11, maybe a 10.5. I'm reserving the 11 rating for when one of the posters here declares he's Jesus and attributes small disks of metal with supernatural powers

The Antagonist said...

"Is it just me or have all the full spectrum weirdness generators been turned up to 11?"

Nope, not just you

Though maybe not quite an 11, maybe a 10.5.


Hunter S. Thompson, he who was jarred a little from a fruity slumber by the events of 9/11, said something along the lines of: "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."

The Antagonist said...

I suspect there may be a degree of truth in that.

The Antagonist said...

Speaking of which....

The Antagonist said...

Weird is on a roll: Actor decapitates mother with Freemason sword in Masonic and "Matrix-inspired" attack - Boing Boing

Boing Boing being the name of the site on which the story features, rather than the sound the head was described as making after its contre-temp with the masonic sword and gravity had taken effect.

paul said...

Though maybe not quite an 11, maybe a 10.5. I'm reserving the 11 rating for when one of the posters here declares he's Jesus and attributes small disks of metal with supernatural powers

Hopefully we are not quite ready for an innovative online,in the cloud, 'reimagining' of the treasure of the sierra madre.

But i'm watching those other guys; maybe they'll call me a hog

paul said...

OT as they say, but TTOTSM contains the most realistic fight scene you will come across.
It complements the theme perfectly.
Watch the whole thing, brothers and sisters.
and then watch fox and his friends.
The final scene of that information captures our decadent situation far better than any fully paid opinionist ever could.
It's like george romero working within a welfare state.

OneOfTheLegionDavids said...

I'm reserving the 11 rating for when one of the posters here declares he's Jesus...

Public service anointment:

If you have been affected by any of the issues raised by this comment, don't worry. You're not the only One.

Stef said...

"TTOTSM contains the most realistic fight scene you will come across"

A controversial statement there for those of us in the Conspiraloon Community who maintain that the fight scene in They Live is unsurpassed in its gritty reality

paul said...

Stepping into these troubled waters, the 'they live' fight scene is about the worst thing in the film, goes on far too long, adds fuck all and completely disrupts the flow.

The rest though is Rowdy Roddy Piper's finest moment.

Stef said...

"The rest though is Rowdy Roddy Piper's finest moment."

That's a pretty bold statement

Stef said...

"...goes on far too long, adds fuck all and completely disrupts the flow"

it is possible that Carpenter realised without that scene They Live would have contained dangerous, possibly lethal, concentrations of Truth™

paul said...

I believe sweeping generalisations are expected of us here.
However, I will modify to say its RRP's finest moment in film that I am currently aware of.

Stef said...

Meanwhile over at the UK Holocaust Forum (formerly the UK 911 Forum), Dogsmilk continues to be in fine flow

Stef said...

...though I think Dogsmilk is compromising the purity of the 911 UK Truth Fora experience by introducing deliberate, as opposed to unintentional, satire into the mix

The Antagonist said...

Deliberate satire aside, it's cracking stuff.

Perhaps it's time for an addition to the Conspiraloon Alliance profit-generating shiny product things, perhaps a set of magical mystical occulty Conspiraloon Energy Brain Development Booster Drinks.

Dogsmilk would be a good name for that.

The Antagonist said...

The milk of dog kindness doth flow unceasingly.

The Antagonist said...

Domestic Extremist Alert!!!!

The Antagonist said...

Even if he is a bit posh sounding.

And called Barnaby.

stef said...

@ant

your Psi powers are as strong as they ever were

stef said...

less posh sounding

and called Paul

The Antagonist said...

You can take the man out of Scouseland, but you can't take the Scouseland out of the man.

Was daytime TV meant to be a little bit subversive? I thought it was about shit-peddlers peddling shit.

"Everyone entitled to an education not just those who can afford it." Whatever next.

The Antagonist said...

your Psi powers are as strong as they ever were

Dis-Illusion.

That said, Barnaby Raine, head of the School Students Against War That Have Been Rather Quiet For About A Decade, was far more feisty than the "spineless" head of the NUS, Aaron Porter who has been forced to at least pretend to have grown some balls by the various student occupations on the go.

The Antagonist said...

Young hearts and young minds:

Troops Out of Our Schools

Britain is the only country in the European Union in which it is legal for the armed forces to recruit people under the age of 18.


In every other EU nation, school is seen as a place for education not politicization, but in the UK school students are viewed as legitimate targets for the Army's well-oiled propaganda machine. Military recruiters typically target deprived areas where students know the army may well be the best chance they have of securing a job when they leave school. With a desperate shortfall in recruiting, it is clearly not in the Military's interest to offer anything but a one-sided picture of life in the Army, Navy or Airforce. 'Armed Forces Days' create the impression that life in the Military is fun and exciting, while the real facts about casualty rates (one in four British Soldiers sent to Afghanistan returns wounded) and other less endearing realities, are not presented to school students. The activities are often compulsory, students are given little or no warning about the arrival of a recuiter, and nobody has the right to speak up and offer an alternative vision of life in the Army. Students who are not particularly political leave these recruitment sessions with an image planted in their minds which is far from true, while those who try to speak out against such tactics have in the past been victimized for taking a stand.

School Students Against War is against Military indoctrination. We think everyone should have the right to go to school without becoming targets for propaganda. We campaign to persuade our schools to resist such political attempts from government that target students to make up for a recruiting shortfall. If you are a teacher, parent or student, please sign the petition here.


School Students Against War

stef said...

...though it's worth remembering that many of our European friends didn't have military recruitment in their schools because everyone was going into the military anyway

Major Austerity will, of course, continue to be the military's most effective recruiting officer, with or without a ban

/ tabs back into first person shooter

The Antagonist said...

This sounds rather like autonomous, leaderless, cooperative, collective, grass roots action to me.

The build up is pretty good.

And then it goes all AGW/Green/Global Warming/Cooling-y.

Unplug your iPod today!

The Antagonist said...

I'm always impressed when a would be leader-type says things like, "And if we fail, at least we can say we tried."

Dis-illusion.

The Antagonist said...

"Failure is very much an option.It is best we realise our shortcomings in an idealistic way before the material reality is determined. But please support us anyway. Please?"

A handy guide, and a slightly more inspiring speech.

The Antagonist said...

But then he is one of this lot.

The Antagonist said...

On the subject of aiming high:

29. Theosophy (to be brief) is the sum total of the wisdom of the Aryan Brahma -- the happiest eternal -- and the life everlasting. It is Theosophy which taught the Aryans how to soar far beyond the region of Shakti and to be in perpetual joy -- (the playground of Shakti). In short, it is the basis of all the knowledge that exists in the eternity. 29. Theosophy (to be brief) is the sum total of the wisdom of the Aryan Brahma -- the happiest eternal -- and the life everlasting. It is Theosophy which taught the Aryans how to soar far beyond the region of Shakti and to be in perpetual joy -- (the playground of Shakti). In short, it is the basis of all the knowledge that exists in the eternity.

It's 28 other things too.

Only problem is they'd never all fit on the front of Fruit™ of the L™o™o™n™ Conspira™Tee™ shirts.

The Antagonist said...

Word on the street is that Dictator in Chief of the UK Holocaust Forum, the eminent 'BBC journalist' Tony Gosling, has now banned dogsmilk.

Dogsmilk obviously wasn't on-message enough for a Holocaust Truth forum.

The Antagonist said...

^ Actually only 'suspended'. Although probably effectively the same thing.