Monday, 29 November 2010

Thursday, 25 November 2010

A message from the Theophist™ Conspiratologist™ Thule™ Society for Truth™

And, in the TRUE™ tradition of THE WAY™ of all great SOCIETIES™, we've NICKed it all from somewhere else.

"Brothers and Sisters, let me speak to you about a topic so dear to my heart. And let it be heard by all those who accept the word of Jaysus. Hallelujah brothers and sisters, hallelujah.
I wanna speak to you brothers and sisters about the Jew. The Jew did fake the holohoax. Now you might hear your high falutin' reason and logic from so called historians and scientists and the people who were there, but we know it didn't happen. We got the good ol' National Socialist press, Lord praise 'em, tellin' us it ain't so. And I know a delousing chamber is identical in every single way to a homicidal gas chamber and no “reason” or “facts” can convince me otherwise.

We don't know how them Jews done hoaxed it, but we know Satan and his power. Satan did cast a veil over the eyes of the righteous and made it all fake and did send his imps with the folly of their "logic" and "reason" and "historical methodology" to deceive and confuse the the children of earth.
And the good Lord did speak to the National Socialist defenders of our national culture in all it's Anglo-Saxon goodness and he did tell them of Satan's deeds and of how the goddam reds are polluting our minds with critical theory. And how a careful reading of Adorno reveals he wants YOUR children to be Godless, binge-drinking, drug crazed homosexuals, corrupted by pop music and multiculturalism. Until all children of Jaysus unite for the good of the volk and overthrow the merciless power of the Jew and his cultural degeneracy, then society as we know it is doomed to a living hell of first person shooters invented by Marxists and school children visiting Auschwitz.
Now I ain't no Nazi

True enough, the Nazis fought the menace of the Global Jewish Conspiracy and taught Jews a lesson in knowing their place.
They understood the importance of national culture and the dread menace of multiculturalism
They understood the corruption and degeneracy of unwholesome popular music
They understood the dangers of being soft on commies (who are everywhere)
They understood the dangers of touchy-feely Jewish psychology
The understood the dangers of wishy-washy political correctness telling people they can't say what they damn well like about minority groups
The understood the need for a strong Christian culture, at least insofar as it suited their purposes
I ain't no Nazi, they just had a lot of good points
And remember this, brothers and sisters, and remember it well

If the Holocaust had added to real remorse, understanding, peace and love in the world I WOULD NOT HAVE A SINGLE WORD TO SAY AGAINST IT, even if I thought some part of the legend was not quite right. It’s influence would be benign.
That's right brothers and sisters. Because I don't like what I perceive the Holocaust has come to stand for, then it did not goddam happen and no-one can convince me otherwise. Such is wisdom, oh sweet Jaysus, oh my Lord
Brothers and sisters, the Holocaust is a religion. A religion of Satan. I am hear to spread the word of the new religion, the new Gospel, the new covenant with God. That religion is that Jews are responsible for everything. Jews faked the holohoax. I don't need to know how, where all those Jews went nor even know why I say the things I do. This is about faith, brothers and sisters, faith in the battle against the Jew and his master who is Satan, oh my Lord protect us.
I am no anti-semite.
All I'm saying to all the good Jews is that I care about them more than anyone, ever. And it is with the love and compassion of the lamb of God that I tenderly blame Jews for everything bad happening everywhere in the world because of the machinations of Satanic Jews that control everything. All evil in the world comes from Israel - I am not concerned about places like Africa or Central America because they don't have too many Jews in them. Anything bad that happens there will be because of Satanic Jews anyway.
The real anti-semites are the ones who don't blame Jews for everything as they are allowing Satan to manifest his power over them which he won't be able to do if we point out to them how evil they are.
And Satan's minions prevent us from questioning the holohoax at all. Obviously not in the country I live in, but it makes me feel like a real rebel when I say it. I am not concerned with countries that ban denial of communist crimes or even other genocides as it doesn't fit my religion to claim there must be something to hide as far as that's concerned. Indeed, banning denial of Nazi atrocities can only ever be about Jews and have nothing to do with anyone like Gypsies who I routinely ignore because my faith tells me it is so. It is all about Jews, and so shall it always be. Thus spaketh the Lord, glory to His name.
Should the Lord desire it, I would surely start a Holocaust truth movement to expose this immense evil of such monumental importance. But the Lord spoke to me through a small privet hedge that smoldered a bit and told me I couldn't be bothered and should insist it becomes part of the 911 truth movement instead. All praises be.
I say the Holocaust is a religion. I do not care about “history books” written by people who have no interest in mythologising it. I want to dispense with all false religions and for you all to embrace the true religion. And that is that Satanic Jews control the world and everyone should believe that and not worry about such pointless distractions about how things actually happen in the real world outside my imagination.
I want you now to raise your eyes to heaven and lift your voices in praise

Friday, 19 November 2010

Silver and Gold

Cadaverous Gold Bug Max Keiser is going to take down JP Morgan, but he needs you to put your money where his mouth is.

nice jacket - lots of pockets for gold

I don't see how the good people at the house of Morgan are going to handle this onslaught, I just hope they don't turn it around and somehow end up making more money.
Of course, the weird karambanque hedge fund could do the same, imagine how much eu supplicant millionaire zac goldsmith could do in this noble cause.

Speaking for the rest of humanity,if you want to put your hand in our pocket Max, give our nuts a scratch while you're at it.

As regards the mystic metals, against which,all should be weighed;here's a man worth listening to.
Ladies and gentlemen; Burl Icle Ivanhoe Ives:

Silver, silver and gold
Silver and gold, silver and gold
Ev'ryone wishes for silver and gold
How do you measure its worth?
Just by the pleasure it gives here on earth.

Flippin' Eck

Sunday, 14 November 2010

Parapolitics 101 - Lesson #7777 Tom Lehrer on "conspiracy theory"

"WASHINGTON — A secret history of the United States government’s Nazi-hunting operation concludes that American intelligence officials created a “safe haven” in the United States for Nazis and their collaborators after World War II, and it details decades of clashes, often hidden, with other nations over war criminals here and abroad."

Nazi Paperclip Paperweights Aplenty

"Dr. Josef Mengele, the so-called Angel of Death at Auschwitz, part of whose scalp was kept in a Justice Department official’s drawer;"

"The Justice Department has resisted making the report public since 2006."  You bet it has!

"In chronicling the cases of Nazis who were aided by American intelligence officials, the report cites help that C.I.A. officials provided in 1954 to Otto Von Bolschwing, an associate of Adolf Eichmann who had helped develop the initial plans “to purge Germany of the Jews” and who later worked for the C.I.A. in the United States. In a chain of memos, C.I.A. officials debated what to do if Von Bolschwing were confronted about his past — whether to deny any Nazi affiliation or “explain it away on the basis of extenuating circumstances,” the report said. "

SADS Victim Von Bolschwing

"The Justice Department, after learning of Von Bolschwing’s Nazi ties, sought to deport him in 1981. He died that year at age 72."  Thereby conveniently avoiding all that negative publicity that might have arisen around the deportation proceedings.

Fry Me To the Moon Again (casually  like, just in passing)

"The report also examines the case of Arthur L. Rudolph, a Nazi scientist who ran the Mittelwerk munitions factory. He was brought to the United States in 1945 for his rocket-making expertise under Operation Paperclip, an American program that recruited scientists who had worked in Nazi Germany. (Rudolph has been honored by NAZA and is credited as the father of the Saturn V rocket.)"

Until this exclusive report, nobody knew of the silly conspiracy theory about NAZI/OSS/CIA ties.

"The Justice Department itself sometimes concealed what American officials knew about Nazis in this country, the report found."

That's justice in the land of the free (to work all hours or starve)!

And now for a musical interlude.  More fragments of the full story here at Loon Grand Central, the New York Times.

Saturday, 13 November 2010

Life of Brian - The Missing Bits (well, some of them) aka Whatever happened to Otto the Nazirene?

The very real very threatening threat of the very real very bomb-like bomb dogs

Years ago this would have been recognised as a parody, but we're NOW living in the NEW NORMAL NWO. In the NEW NORMAL NWO, parody is more real than what is actually real, if we knew what was real to begin with.

The sickness is the cure.

Economics 101 - Lesson #11 QE Explained

Parapolitics 101 - Lesson #9 QI Explained

Parapolitics 101 - Lesson #9 QI Explained

QI: Can you believe they put an arse on the moon?


Thanks to idle, wholly unscripted comedy banter the truth can be at last be known!

Wednesday, 10 November 2010

Shillebrity Death Match - Max Keiser vs. Alex Jones

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the Truthiest of them all?

It's a heavyweight bout between Max and Alex

Jones won his previous challenge with a knock-out assertion that 'the Arabs own Hollywood!!!' but Max has got some special moves of his own

Place your bets and scroll forward 4 minutes in to see which of the these two Infowarriors is going to leave his opponent speechless...

That's a knockout @4.24

Well done Max!

The cheque's in the post and the negatives aren't


Sunday, 7 November 2010

You've got a bad attitude

You've got a bad attitude, nigger
as hubert selby scolded the inmate in his requiem for a dream cameo.

Have you, or any of your friends and neighbours, a bad attitude?

Saturday, 6 November 2010

It's saturday afternoon, and here are the results

This is the problem:

A domesticated animal, trained to expect certain favours in exchange for a certain performance. He has got so used to being trained, he can't even understand why his bowl is empty.
He's so fucking stupid,he doesn't realise his masters have chosen a new kind of dog catcher. Obviously, this is going to require changes.

Changes always have to hurt, we are told.

Dreamy, personable fascist; iain duncan smith has compressed his natural prejudices with the vivisectionist american right and resolved that the problem is not lack of employment, but lack of employability!

This is a one term government, they are committed to as much as possible in the neoliberal agenda; and they will fuck off and leave the trusty hound's bowl empty.
Their bowls will be replete, a ghastly sociological,psychiatric mirror of the vices they publicly deplore.
They will sit back and enjoy the sport.
In these troubled times, maybe popular music should be taken more seriously

Have you seen this man?

Activist Mark Stone

Strange thing about Mark, he's a copper. I imagine his superiors will be furious when they find out about his antics.
Full fascinating story here

Today's the Day

Wednesday, 3 November 2010

Mainstream Conspiraloons #207 - Lord James of Blackheath

Now here's something you don't read every day...

"For the past 20 weeks I have been engaged in a very strange dialogue with the two noble Lords, in the course of which I have been trying to bring to their attention the willing availability of a strange organisation which wishes to make a great deal of money available to assist the recovery of the economy in this country. For want of a better name, I shall call it foundation X. That is not its real name, but it will do for the moment. Foundation X was introduced to me 20 weeks ago last week by an eminent City firm, which is FSA controlled. Its chairman came to me and said, "We have this extraordinary request to assist in a major financial reconstruction. It is megabucks, but we need your help to assist us in understanding whether this business is legitimate". I had the biggest put down of my life from my noble friend Lord Strathclyde when I told him this story. He said, "Why you? You're not important enough to have the answer to a question like that". He is quite right, I am not important enough, but the answer to the next question was, "You haven't got the experience for it". Yes I do. I have had one of the biggest experiences in the laundering of terrorist money and funny money that anyone has had in the City. I have handled billions of pounds of terrorist money."

Lord James is 72