We'll keep on fighting - and we'll win!
Conspiraloon™ Conspiracy Theorist Characteristics:
Arrogance, relentlessness, inability to answer questions, fondness for certain stock phrases, inability to employ or understand Occam's Razor, inability to tell good evidence from bad, inability to withdraw, leaping to conclusions, using previous conspiracies as evidence to support their claims, and, it's always a conspiracy.Maybe, but not here, because ten-foot, alien, shape-shifting, blood-drinking, lizard types are everywhere and running the world. No, really, they are! THEY ARE!
We'll keep on fighting - and we'll win!
Thanks to the Conspiraloon laboratories, you can now Ruin Those You Resent without leaving your personal computer!
Grandly categorised evolutionary paleobiologist, Simon Conway Morris, will reveal to a paying audience that,in his opinion, our visitors might be less like this:
and more like this:
Shit.
Fuck.
How will we tell the difference?
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paul
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Truthiness™ Tags™: people get paid for this, you can make it up
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We can beat this - TOGETHER!
Mayan End Time: 21/12/2012
Please be patient
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Michael Travesser End Time: 15/12/2007
This prediction has been demoted, as the Alliance High Council has deemed it damaging to our hard won credibility.
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1 comment:
That would mean the aliens have already landed.
And, if they're not aliens, then they are certainly inhuman.
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