Thursday, 23 October 2008
The war on human misery will hopefully be won by the exciting new initiative from the Gates/Buffett Tax Shelter. While they may not be able to bring sanitation and basic nutrition to the wretched of the earth, paid for, poorly tested iatrogenic materials will be administered to all, whether they like it or not.
No doubt valuable lessons can be learned from the sterling groundwork by forward thinking members of the military community. They, and other leading lights, have long realised the danger latent in the malignant, fecund neoplasm of poor people.
These developments will provide valuable new career opportunities , though the more risk averse amongst our youth might well look elsewhere.
Monday, 13 October 2008
Jörg Haider: Banken Mafia...
"...what we need is the protection before these ruinous (financial) products. Because the banks are a single gigantic maffia, which has poisoned the whole world with these products. By transporting all that, so to say, out from America, and today nobody want to be responsible.
The whole thing will be delivered onto the little man, because he will loose jobs, he will lose also income"
Wednesday, 8 October 2008
Monday, 6 October 2008
Tragic rocker SONNY BONO was clubbed to death by hired hitmen, according to a stunning new tabloid expose. An investigator who has been researching Bono's 1998 fatal skiing accident for the past decade claims top officials linked to an international drug and weapons ring feared the singer-turned-politician was about to expose their criminal acts - and so they had him killed on the slopes. Cher's ex-husband Bono's death was listed as a "skiing accident" with family and friends satisfied he died after colliding with a tree on the piste in Nevada in January 1998. But former FBI agent Ted Gunderson tells America's Globe that there's more to the tragedy than meets the eye, after studying the autopsy reports and other evidence. He says, "It's nonsense for anyone to now try to suggest that Bono died after crashing into a tree.
There's zero evidence in this autopsy report... to show such an accident happened. Instead, there's powerful proof he (Bono) was assassinated. "This was an evil plot that was carried out to almost perfection by ruthless assassins." Gunderson tells the Globe Bono, an experienced skiier, was ambushed on the slopes by hired hitmen, who beat him to death and then staged a tree collision. The retired FBI agent is now calling for the authorities to dig up Bono's remains and open a homicide investigation. Gunderson's efforts have been backed by top forensics experts, who fear Nevada authorities were too quick to mark the tragedy as a skiing accident, and investigator Bob Fletcher, who has confessed he sent evidence of a 10-year study that linked top U.S. government officials to arms and weapons dealers to Bono less than a month before his death. Fletcher says, "He was going to make it his number one priority... There's no doubt in my mind Sony was murdered by someone who needed him silenced."
If the star of Escape to Athena can succumb to Sudden Adult Death Syndrome then, truly,
Saturday, 4 October 2008
Thursday, 2 October 2008
As the United Mistakes of America has a mass-debate about whether to give $700 billion to the financial crooks that, in Wall Street speak, "fucked everything up," and while working class men on the street suggest that a far more successful way of kick-starting the economy would be to take that same amount of money and divvy it up between 300 or so million Americans, those cheeky little monkeys over in Red, White and Blue Franceville have decided to cut the crap and build a giant burial chamber for international global capitalism.
True to the one true way of deploying fruity symbolism the new Franco-Nazi tomb for global capitalism borrows heavily from the design of tombs for Egyptian pharoahs that would later manifest themselves on the one true one dollar bill.