Wednesday, 2 April 2008

things that affect us from becoming our true nature

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some invaluable Truth activism from the Canadian Chapter of the Conspiraloon Pioneer Youth Brigade...



righteous...


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6 comments:

jon doy said...

i'm sure all the electromagnetic radiation is only being pumped out everywhere - especially around schools - because corporatism is trying to ensure that when the time comes for all our brains to hook up to the multiversal wifihyperconsciousness, they do so more efficiently, allowing us to telepathically commune with our alien superiors from the future...it's a bit like bicycle stabilisers, only instead of a bicycle it's your brain, and instead of stabilisers it's a microwave oven you're trapped in 24 hours a day, and it's on

all the time


and don't worry about all that msg and aspartame and all the other business, why, that's just a well intentioned plot to prepare our blood brain barriers and heal our intelligence quotients (in time for 2012 when planet x comes back around and the universe changes shape) so that we don't all shit ourselves with fear and instead accept our new spacelords with serenity...it's a bit like serene Hindu cows, only instead of serene Hindu cows it's space-alien-mutilated cattle, with cookie cutter incisions done by real aliens - from space

Daffyd Chayler said...

Firstly, and MOST importantly, I'd like to remind you all "don't dis the Messiah".

Secondly, cattle are a species of tree.

Anonymous said...

Had a wank over my ex bird last night. I know it's wrong but I still have a key and she's a heavy sleeper.

jon doy said...

hey, we've all done it, but why not give us your full name and address so we can send you a wankogram in celebration of your breaking and masturbating ?

paul said...

Bernard Manning is speaking to us from the heavens. Only a holy and magickal place such as this could deserve such a visitation

Stef said...

I went to the opticians last week. He said "You're gonna have to stop wanking"

"Why?", I asked, "Am I going to go blind?"

"No, you're scaring all the patients in the visiting room"