Sunday 20 April 2008

Kids, stay away from conspiracy types!!

In an age of show trials, mass murder and financial servitude:
let Blairwatch do your thinking for you....

....Because life's complicated enough!!!

10 comments:

Stef said...

shouldn't he be wearing a crown and brandishing Excalibur?

paul said...

Probably, but I can only draw moustaches and swastikas on people

Stef said...

In other Messiah-related news, Conspiraloons who were delighted to hear that Neo was going to star in a remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still will probably be less delighted to discover that in the remake the aliens are going to destroy us because of Man Man Global Warming

as if catastrophic floods and hurricanes weren't enough

jon doy™ said...

i wondered what the wu-wooo wu-ooo noises and flashing lights in my head signified when i had a peruse of starewatch

blaironholidaywatch - the Alan Davies of naziapologismaccusation™

i found them to be Quite Intimidating

jon doy™ said...

@ Stef: at the risk sounding like an arrogant lay-non-scientician who doesn't have multi billion Lunaro funding for research into climate change's potential weakening of the golf swing, i'd say that it's awfully kind of them to put the two eggs in the same casket, i mean basket

Anonymous said...

Yes! It's like I've been saying all along - the sun is officially worse than nukes!

paul said...

Moustaches and swastikas can get you quite far though, amply shown by my hero, nazi kingpin Adolf Hitler!

Anonymous said...

And aliens are even worse than that.

Anonymous said...

What did your hero say exactly, apart from being a longstanding cunt?

paul said...

That's typical, people only remember the negative things. Did you know he was a vegetarian who eat fish and animals, that he was very fond of his sister??!!
It's political correctness gone mad!