Wednesday, 30 April 2008

An important message from the Grand Master

I have been asked to pass on an important announcement from our branch representative on the Conspiraloon
High Council.

It reads...


I bring you sad tidings

You will all, of course, be aware that the Conspiraloon
movement has been struck by a series of mortal blows in recent days, including:

  • Exposure of our secret network of invisible nazi cannibal child molestation animal cruelty race HATE forums

  • Revelations that we hold extreme right wing beliefs so EVIL that we do not express them publicly, or amongst ourselves, or even think about them

  • Publication of testimony by the world's leading scienticians which conclusively PROVES that mistrust of the establishment is an UNDENIABLE form of mental illness

  • The SHOCKING news that the State Broadcasting Company is producing a television program which will ridicule us for saying NAUGHTY things about the State. This is in spite of the fact that we were extremely polite when we told the BBC to go fuck itself several months ago

The result has been an almost total shutdown of Conspiraloon
operations across the globe and almost certainly an end to the occupation of Iraq, the neutralisation of terrorism as a threat to the British way of life and the demise of finance capital as a force for evil

Alliance members are understandably demoralized and despondent

At this point in time it is clear to me that only one course of action is open to us

We must start insulting each other publicly and brutally, pausing only to heap fulsome praise on the most demented comments made by anonymous contributors, and we must do it NOW!!

My fellow Loons, The thread is open...


The Secret Grand Master

recently declassified CCTV footage of a detachment of Conspiraloon™ Stormtroopers on the receiving end of a right old pwning from heroic True™ Truth™ Seekers


Monday, 28 April 2008

Fancy a career shopping terrorists?



In many ways, this is an artworking job like any other. But you'll have the satisfaction of knowing that the ultimate purpose of everything you do is to protect the UK. You'll also benefit from very high-quality training in your specialist skills.

We're sure you'll understand that as an organisation that collects secret intelligence, we can't tell you a great deal about what you'll be doing. However, we can tell you you'll use the skills you've developed to produce computer generated artwork for print, web and media. You'll also have the chance to rapidly develop your knowledge of pre-press and printing techniques in a fascinating work environment, within our friendly Design and Print team.

Articulate, customer-focused and helpful, you'll be the ideal addition - particularly if you've worked in a Mac-based environment using Adobe CS and Quark XPress".


The Next Step to the Mark of the Beast

This one's a Conspirapedic
aural quarterpounder with all the extras. It's got the lot - pyramids, Nazis, slavery, fiat money, Moloch, some more Nazis, sheep, ID cards, Biblical prophecy and, of course, a Teutonic-sounding electro-metal backing track...

if it doesn't sound like
Rammstein it's not a True
Conspiratune™ - accept no alternative!!


Friday, 25 April 2008

I don't believe in that boogeyman shit

Self-hating, racist, neo nazi ConspiraBrotha Mos Def speaks out against everything he secretly stands for but only talks about in hidden online forums...

It's 'high levels of paranoia and mistrust' like this which get in the way of Real™ Democracy, Real™ Inactivism and Real™ Empowerment


Wednesday, 23 April 2008

Yet ANOTHER!! Conspiraloon World EXCLUSIVE!!

Yes, believe it or not, Elvis really is still alive!!

CCTV footage taken in The Oval Tube Station earlier today PROOVES
it once and for all..

And if you have any doubts check out the time stamp why don't you!!


Sunday, 20 April 2008

nicohitler feat. 9/11 Pope Benedict XVI- MEIN KAMPF 2







Kids, stay away from conspiracy types!!

In an age of show trials, mass murder and financial servitude:
let Blairwatch do your thinking for you....

....Because life's complicated enough!!!

Thursday, 17 April 2008

Conspiraloon Exclusive!! - Latest Al Qaeda Execution vid!!


Verified AUTHENTIC!! by US State Department and MEMRI...


Monday, 14 April 2008

A personal message from David Irving


It has just come to my attention that certain websites have recently attempted to imply that any 'Conspiraloons' who harbour doubts about the official narratives of 9/11 and 7/7 are almost certainly holocaust deniers as well

This is an outrageous lie and almost certainly libelous

Far too many decent, honourable and principled fascists have sacrificed their reputations, livelihoods and sometimes their personal liberty for me to sit back and witness the good name of Revisionist Holocaust Scholarship being sullied by association with the disgusting cult of Conspiraloonacy

Whilst it would be impossible to deny that some individual Revisionists may, from time to time, express sceptical opinions about the Official Narrative of 7/7 these views are in no way representative of the majority of contemporary, forward-thinking Nazi sympathisers who continue to maintain a broad-based, irrational hatred of all foreigners and who appreciate that Johnny Darkie almost certainly carried out 7/7 as part of a wider plot to force Britain into the Bolshevik European Union. A union which will be nowhere near as favourable to the Sacred Anglo-Saxon Race as that fought for by our beloved Fuhrer


David Irving


Tuesday, 8 April 2008

The Truth™!! about Madeleine McCann


Riches v. Pitt et al

"Plaintiff Jonathan Lee Riches sued Defendants Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Maddox Jolie Pitt, Zahara Jolie Pitt, Shiloh Jolie Pitt, and Pax Jolie Pitt. Plaintiff alleged that Defendants Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie kidnapped Madeleine McCann in a major conspiracy plot to adopt her against her will, as part of a secret plot to take, kidnap and adopt a child from each of the 192 world wide countries. Plaintiff stated that he learned about the plot from his pen pal Billy Bob Thorton."

Angelina Jolie is, of course, a member of the Council on Foreign Relations which is more than enough Proof™ of the Truth™ of these allegations revelations

Reptilian temptress and globalist child-snatcher Angelina Jolie - loves children but can never finish a whole one


Friday, 4 April 2008

The Land and The King are One

You've seen the Swastika, now see the movie...

"We want to hear your views on the global challenges we face and on how we should respond."

Thursday, 3 April 2008

10 Downing Street's sNAZI new logo...

As personally selected by our beloved leader Gordon BrNWO...

Our Verdict? Not a patch on the Conspiraloon Alliance's much spiffier NWOstika and probably loads more expensive...


One to watch

Orange Flavor Bang

At last, the most unimaginably carnagerous plot of all time, comes to trial. As the methods supposed to be employed were, frankly, impossible; you have to wonder how they're going to fill up eight fucking months over this bullshit. A preposterous stunt to promote one of the monsters that have crawled from the sewer of Lanarkshire politics, has finally fetched up in court to chill and thrill the nation.
Excellent background work has been done by the Winter Patriot , especially on the charmed life of the 'mastermind' Rashid Rauf. A man who our government didn't seem terribly worried about not getting back.
Clearly, he's no Andrei Lugovoi.
The guardian reports the prosecutor saying:

The Tang would help in creating the explosion!! Wright said.

"When Tang, which is an energetic compound, because of the material from which it is made ... is combined ... it is capable of creating an energetic mixture that can be detonated!!

This document gives an insight into the this tangy, bangy terror drink:
2 tspns 90 calories
The prosecution reading of the terror notes suggest using:
one teaspoon Tang!!
Adding a full 45 calories to this cocktail of death!!

Wednesday, 2 April 2008

things that affect us from becoming our true nature

some invaluable Truth activism from the Canadian Chapter of the Conspiraloon Pioneer Youth Brigade...