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International Greetings from La Alianza de Conspiraloonistos™, who today bring to you, an ecological blast from the past:
Wattoo Wattoo
super birds from space !
Ah, cartoon space birds - that's how children were taught they were stupid and evil and apparently deserving of death in the good old days, nowadays it's all rich elitist saviours writing books and presenting kid's tv shows with high production values and low quality science, but where's the love ?
In an enviable, happy, fun world - of pink roads, bareback skateboarding, and instant depopulation - lived the Wattoo Wattoos, until one day a dirty little space object tried to land on their pristine planet Auguste, the Wattoo Wattoos elected to find the cause of the pollution and go and sort 'em out
The friendly alien showing it's malevolent side momentarily, something it only does one time in the first episode, leaving the threat implicit in children's minds through the whole series
What they find, is a world full of moronic and schadenfreude-ful geese (representing us humans, Natürlich) that do not deserve to live, some things, like ecological propaganda, seemingly don't change - Alle ist klar ?
The first ever episode:
Right, like flying nazis with dead eyes building pink autobahns is in any way worth celebrating
A seamless and fun-kay blend of oil pollution,
traffic light mind control, and ID cards:
Conclusive proof™ that nazi supergods™ from space are our superiors - and that mime is a cure for being asked to see your papers
More ever so slightly sinister and threatening dive bombing super bird antics, this time helping the tired, jaded, idiotic geese is a clone army attack with the fiendish goal of trying to teach the world to sing:
Wattoo Wattoo
super birds from space !
Ah, cartoon space birds - that's how children were taught they were stupid and evil and apparently deserving of death in the good old days, nowadays it's all rich elitist saviours writing books and presenting kid's tv shows with high production values and low quality science, but where's the love ?
In an enviable, happy, fun world - of pink roads, bareback skateboarding, and instant depopulation - lived the Wattoo Wattoos, until one day a dirty little space object tried to land on their pristine planet Auguste, the Wattoo Wattoos elected to find the cause of the pollution and go and sort 'em out
The friendly alien showing it's malevolent side momentarily, something it only does one time in the first episode, leaving the threat implicit in children's minds through the whole series
What they find, is a world full of moronic and schadenfreude-ful geese (representing us humans, Natürlich) that do not deserve to live, some things, like ecological propaganda, seemingly don't change - Alle ist klar ?
The first ever episode:
Right, like flying nazis with dead eyes building pink autobahns is in any way worth celebrating
A seamless and fun-kay blend of oil pollution,
traffic light mind control, and ID cards:
Conclusive proof™ that nazi supergods™ from space are our superiors - and that mime is a cure for being asked to see your papers
More ever so slightly sinister and threatening dive bombing super bird antics, this time helping the tired, jaded, idiotic geese is a clone army attack with the fiendish goal of trying to teach the world to sing:
With a closing title theme like that, was this one of the major causes of childhood depression for a generation ?
Be saddened by the closing theme - be very saddened - in fact, why not believe the message of the cartoon that stupanity is past its smart-by-date and go and kill yourself ?*
*(don't kill yourself)
this has been a Scheming Moon Alliance™ presentation
Be saddened by the closing theme - be very saddened - in fact, why not believe the message of the cartoon that stupanity is past its smart-by-date and go and kill yourself ?*
*(don't kill yourself)
this has been a Scheming Moon Alliance™ presentation
4 comments:
plateforme 2000 star productions ?
sounds a bit fruity in a rays-of-light/earth-summit kind of a way to me
regardez mon petite cartoon
est tres jolie
Wattoo Wattoo the fuck happened to those links?
That'll do nicely thanks
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