Saturday, 30 June 2007
Friday, 29 June 2007
Thursday, 28 June 2007
Any Conspiraloons™ wishing to carry out further research into the occult connections between The Simpsons, the prophecies of Alastair Crowley, the Goat of Mendes and 9/11, as exposed in the previous post, could do a lot worse than starting with this essential resource...
especially the article entitled...
The TRUTH™ is not only stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we CAN!! imagine
Wednesday, 27 June 2007
Following on from and its superb expose which PROVES that...
"the Left and the radical Islamists have put aside their differences because they recognise the value of using each other in pursuit of their common objective, THE DESTRUCTION OF WESTERN SOCIETY!!"
may I also draw the attention of fellow Conspiraloons™ to written by George Monbiot that blows apart a right-wing network that is scheming to subvert the global environmental movement...
"What seems to be a new front in this group's campaign for individuation has come to light. Its participants have taken on key roles in the formal infrastructure of public communication used by the science and medical establishment.
Is all this a coincidence? I don't think so. But it's not easy to understand why it is happening. Are we looking at a group which wants power for its own sake, or one following a political design, of which this is an intermediate step? What I can say is that the scientific establishment, always politically naive, appears unwittingly to have permitted its interests to be represented to the public by the members of a bizarre and cultish political network. Far from rebuilding public trust in science and medicine, this group's repugnant philosophy could finally destroy it."
To anyone who hasn’t devoted themself to the full-time study of the genius that is Monbiot this article may at first sight, appear to be a bit strange, given that Monbiot is clearly on record as speaking out against (except, of course, for when he’s )
However, the important point to note here is that George is talking about a NETWORK not a CONSPIRACY
George is a NETWORK THEORIST
As is Mel P.
Remember, Al Qaeda isn’t a CONSPIRACY it’s a NETWORK
It's an Infowar™ minefield out there. Trust Mel and George to be your guides
Tuesday, 26 June 2007
We are under attack!! The terrifying force unleashed against us emanates from the ruthless '' movement.
They have infiltrated our sources of light entertainment and subverted the benign media format of michael barrymore's 'Kids Say the Funniest Things'.
Through the demonic powers of irony and ambiguity, they have perverted this benevolent quest for human understanding, into a cold blooded humiliation of the weak and misguided!!
Their cruel battle cry '' rings in subliminal messages throughout the rest of their victim's lives.
I, myself, was obliquely attacked with the charge of , when pointing out an alien amongst us.
I am quite happy to use the methods of our hated mainstream media-masters to make my case!!
Who else but an alien creature could say these things:
"Both the left and the radical Islamists have put aside their differences because they recognise the value of using each other in pursuit of their common objective, the destruction of western society."The hapless crone is obviously transported from a parallel universe where everything is the opposite of how it is here, where there is a 'left', and it is feared for its power. This explains her extreme paranoia.
" It’s currently open season in
on Britain and the Jews." Israel
"With so many in the intelligentsia and the media deeply hostile and ignorant, Israel has been successfully demonised and delegitimised in Britain on the basis of lies and libels, a treatment afforded to no other nation."
"But it is also a tragedy for Britain, because its failure to grasp that Israel’s fight is the west’s own fight, that Israel is not in a separate box labelled ‘land dispute’ but is in the same box that the west is in which is labelled ‘jihad against the free world’"
after all is the American cultural mother-ship; it is where the concepts of liberty, democracy and the rule of law were first developed. If Britain turns out all its cultural lights, the resulting gloom will envelop Britain and the whole of the free world. " America
As further proof, I offer this exquisite diagram:This may or not exist but conclusively reveals the alien's londonistani nerve centre.
We children of the de-enlightenment are often accused of using occam's razor, thought up by some old geezer who wasn't even on the internet!!
He said that you should not "multiply entities unnecessarily"
We say: get with it, grandad!!
Ockham's Hammer says:
Sunday, 17 June 2007
Saturday, 16 June 2007
"They must find it difficult...
Those who have taken authority as the truth,
rather than truth as the authority."
Gods™, Christianity™, Masters™, Bankers Rule the World™, One World Government™, JFK™, 9/11™, Madrid 11/3™, London 7/7™ and the global population microchipping plan™ - Zeitgeist The Movie - it's got the lot, including George Carlin and Bill Hicks.
And not once does it mention Aliens™, Lizards™ or Shapeshifters™.
Wednesday, 13 June 2007
It is time the Conspiraloon™ Alliance addressed the very serious issue of the ZIONIST role in .
A fellow TRUTH SEEKER has put together a quality piece of anti-reptilian infotainment in an attempt to wake people up to the TRUTH™. Please note the extensive and skillful use of , fluorescent, mutli-coloured fonting that puts all lesser efforts to shame...
There are also a couple of shots of some bloke holding a BLUE PILL and a RED PILL. I wish I'd thought of that
Tuesday, 12 June 2007
Friday, 8 June 2007
Thursday, 7 June 2007
As Veteran Conspiraloons™ already know, 2012 is definitely going to be to year of the !! Our advice for Conspiraloons™ on a budget is to beat the last minute rush and start preparing now!! And whilst a secret underground cache of tinned food, extra silver foil and a change, make that two changes, of is IMPORTANT!! development of adequate psychic defences is equally crucial.
and we can think of NOWHERE!! better to start!! than Michael Tsarion’s international blockbuster…
the critics rave
For 50,000 years the "Technocracy of Power" has indulged in SUPPRESSION and SLAUGHTER in order to conceal the truth about humankind's origins and purpose. This indispensable work signals the failure of their and is compulsory reading for those with a passionate desire to know the real origins of conflict on the planet and in the psyche
- Jordan Maxwell (author, historian, talk show host and expert on secret societies)
For those who question ALIEN VISITATION to earth, and think again
- Rick Martin (Investigative Journalist, The Spectrum Magazine)
This compelling and cogent tome comes with an impassioned plea by the author/researcher--for the reader to summon up the energy, courage, and open-mindedness to objectively consider a body of information that, at first glance, is outlandish in character and scope. This well referenced information therein is compelling in both gravity and perspective. If one can just in which we live to at least consider the content, then the information in this book can be profound. Although Amazon is the best way to get most books, the nature of this book makes it a bit more difficult to find--but still, easily obtainable. Try not to gape too much when you read it...you may drool on your lap.
- Some Bloke on Amazon
Michael Tsarion is the and leaves DAVID ICKE looking like David Dimbleby!!
A companion DVD containing 15 hours of LIFE SAVING!! information is also available!!
whilst he is not yet as well known as - And has never played professional football like has Tsarion does look and sound like a george best which is MILES better
at the playfully named Conspiracy Con here!!
Tuesday, 5 June 2007
Monday, 4 June 2007
Satin Pajamas (the cultural imperialism of American spellings, oh joy), Bloggies, Boggies, Wiped Arse and various other stupidly named nonsense, you name it, Bloggers everywhere around the world, in the same way as the mainstream media that they so wish would employ them, are forever inventing mindless ways to pat themselves and their pals on their spineless yellow backs for being an ineffective shower of shit. Huzzah for Blog Power!
The Conspiraloon™ Alliance -- always outnumbered, never outgunned -- thought it was time we jumped on the introspective belly-button and anus gazing bandwagon (most of the Conspiraloon™ Alliance have a belly-button and anus each, one of us even has two thumbs on each hand) got in on the act so to speak, and started a meaningless and equally trite blog awards thing.
And thus the Blogaloon™ Conspirawards™ were born, purely on a whim, and just to prove what a load of bollocks this self congratulatory wank really is. Like packdogs on heat trailing a scent, only more-so and marginally less entertaining.
We were going to have 50 categories but none of the cunts in the Conspiraloon™ Alliance could be arsed to waste that much time thinking them all up, thereby making the whole process considerably less tedious for everyone than all those other Blog awards run by runts for cunts that take themselves far too seriously even if they think they don't.
The categories for nomations in the Blogaloon™ Conspirawards™ are:
1. Most contrived blog exhibiting highest levels of self-obsession and exhibiting the highest degree of Narcissistic Personality Disorder [demonstrated by excessive use of the personal pronouns such as: I, Me, My, Myself, Mine]
2. Blog that is exactly the same as reading vacuous and overpaid newspaper columnists only free and not nearly quite as amusing
3. Best blog from a country whose language you don't speak and can't read
4. Blog with the most tenuous grasp of reality
5. All round most interminable blog and author
6. Blog with the slackest grasp of anything that resembles truth
7. Best Internet-wide vendetta, persecution and witch-hunting blog
8. Blog with the most campaign buttons that means their author can sit around and do fuck all of any use because they've got a button [Find Maddie buttons score 10x and a bonus ball]
9. Best Internet wide vendetta, persecution and witch-hunting victim blog
10 Best North American Blog or ColumnEd: No, fuck 'em
11. Best blog named Conspiraloonery™ Central
12. Blog buoyed by the best use of fawning sock-puppets that give the appearance of popularity or consensus
13. Style over substance [pretty looking, but fucking awful to read]
Leave your nominations in the comments to this post after the number of the category for which you are nominating them. So for example, if you wanted to nominate Conspiraloonery™ Central in the "Best blog named Conspiraloonery™ Central" category, you would write:
11. Conspiraloonery™ Central
Alternatively, go hog wild and invent a whole new category for the Blogaloon™ Conspirawards™, undoubtedly an exercise with far greater potential for humourous responses.
Voting is open until such time as the Conspiraloon™ Alliance get bored with the whole thing and we'll count up the votes if and when we can be fucking bothered.
: The Antagonist : 18:35
The world wide internet has given us the tools to deliver the truth with an eye-watering impact that previous generations could only dream of:
A rainbow of truthful colours
Fonts both great and small
text that blinks with the same as your message
images liberated almost entirely from meaning:
And of course the sacred sign of the double exclamation!!
Use them all, while you still canRemember, careful with those facts, they always get in the way of the truthAn eagle eyed commentor NOTICED that the beast already employs some of these mad skillz.......................for evil!!
Don't believe me?
Sunday, 3 June 2007
David Icke sticks it to Terry Wogan and PROVES HE WAS RIGHT ALL THOSE YEARS AGO!!