Friday, 21 December 2007

Peak oil is a SCAM!!

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WARNING: SCAM!!


... and Pastor Lindsey Williams explains WHY
  • and HOW

  • and what They are planning to do to us

  • and who 'They' really are

though he does take a wee while going about it...

he doesn't tell us in the first clip!





or the second, third, fourth, or fifth...


he does in the sixth

but only after a little teasing...







...and then the inspirational finale

Some of what Pastor Lindsey has to say is undoubtedly Truthy™

Some isn't

but would we really want it any other way?

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18 comments:

jon doy said...

welcommen to the thousand year oil reich

we're always just about to run out

we're always on the brink of armageddon

it's always about to happen the day after tomorrow

familiar territory for loons then

jon doy said...

see, what we've got here, in peak oil, is the perfect means by which they can perpetually find oil, miraculously, by coincidence, just in time before the last lot runs dry, climate change allows for the increased cost of this miraculously newly found oil at the pumps for the evil consumer

jon doy said...

and another thing, some claims have been made to the existence of hydrocarbon planets with their own 'oil' fields, the inference being that 'oil' comes not from fossils, but instead is created through geological processes

not that i've been to these planets so i cannot confirm it, Persephone has lots of aluminium, though, we source our tin foil from there

Stef said...

not that i've been to these planets so i cannot confirm it

no need

bits of other planets occasionally come and visit us and some of them are loaded with hydrocrabons

some might say that this is Proof™ that hydrocarbons can have a non biological origin

though others will say that they are simply the gungy remains of fossilised space bats

Stef said...

FACT™!! Cheese is composed of hydrocarbons

Anonymous said...

http://uk.youtube.com/user/nealadamsdotcom
not strictly relevent,but stef the geologist might get a kick out of his work, and it seems to make more sense than all the continents starting out as one big lump then spreading out over the globe.

Stef said...

oooooh, I hope it's something to do with the expanding Earth hypothesis...

/ gets all excited

Stef said...

It is

yay!

plus some vaguely smutty sounding talk of spectacular gashes and stretch marks I hadn't encountered in the context of alternative mechanisms to plate tectonics before

I'll see your expanding Earth hypothesis and raise you Catastrophic Polar shift hypothesis...

www.crystalinks.com/crustal.html

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Hapgood

Stef said...

and it seems to make more sense than all the continents starting out as one big lump then spreading out over the globe.

that is quite a silly idea isn't it

jon doy said...

apparently they'll all join up again some day

better start saving up for that ever more expensive trip to the beach...TODAY !!!

don't delay: protest shifting tectonic plates - NOW !!!

paul said...

not that i've been to these planets so i cannot confirm it

I would recommend this

Much easier than building a spaceship.

jon doy said...

oh cool, remote viewing excites me as much as expanding Earth hypothesis excites Stef

once mastered, you need never replace the batteries in your whistle-and-find-me keyring, ever again !

/ goes back to remote viewing tonight's pre-selected lotto numbers

Stef said...

whatever you do please don't use RV as a astronomical tool...

Mankind 'shortening the universe's life'

Forget about the threat that mankind poses to the Earth: our very ability to study the heavens may have shortened the inferred lifetime of the cosmos...


http://tinyurl.com/3agrmn

Anonymous said...

Quick RV vid.grab a pencil,draw whats in his pockets.I surprised myself.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FI_01m-6L30

Stan Deyos got a nice demonstration in a bottle of coke.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JjLtt2IcNGg

Thanks for the poleshift link.I wanted to respond with a link to a poleshift 2012 doomsday cult,but cant find it.They were advising everyone to move above 65 degrees north (iirc)
This lot were doing some kind of educational course for a sum of money,but thats now stopped as the core group have allegedly moved north to prepare for the Day.

I like your film essays btw jon.
Did you hear about the Sioux people who have torn up thier treaty with the united states?Theiy are trying to claim independence from the USA.
I couldn't help thinking of passport to pimlico.With tazers.

Stef said...

LAKOTA SECEDE FROM U.S. AND ALL TREATIES

http://tinyurl.com/32j7p5

passport to pimlico.With tazers.

like it

an idea whose time has come

jon doy said...

lol - PTP with tasers

thanks for the comment about the film things, but "essays" suggests a level of intellect i can not fake with much consistency

i was going to to 'a job' on The Day the Earth Stood Still, but fellow loon Stef has beaten me to it a couple of days ago with his Message from Klaatu - and the sole purpose of the entire film really - the only bit you need to notice particularly - that speech where you are told you must give it all up to an elite who can destroy you, affording you the continued existence in which to get on with pointlessly synchronising those orgasms knowing that the all loving and all capable of wiping you out world dominator is in the wardrobe with a box of tissues, and a death ray

Stef said...

i was going to to 'a job' on The Day the Earth Stood Still, but fellow loon Stef has beaten me to it a couple of days ago with his Message from Klaatu

TDTESS has always been a firm favourite of mine. I like the way the producers basically retold the story of Christ but took out all the namby pamby pacifism and unconditional love and replaced it with the threat of death rays

Americans seem to be good at that

Stef said...

btw here's a film that's begging for the JD treatment

De eso no se habla (1993)

Leonor, a widow in a small South American town, gives birth to Charlotte, a dwarf. The mother not only provides a rich childhood for her daughter, she erases any clues her daughter might see that would lead her to think she is different (mother burns books such as "Snow White" and destroys lawn statues of gnomes). In short, she doesn't want to talk about it. The mother succeeds in creating a modern-day Rapunzel: Charlotte becomes an accomplished young woman who captures the heart of Ludovico. But then, the circus comes to town.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0106678/plotsummary