We'll keep on fighting - and we'll win!
Conspiraloon™ Conspiracy Theorist Characteristics:
Arrogance, relentlessness, inability to answer questions, fondness for certain stock phrases, inability to employ or understand Occam's Razor, inability to tell good evidence from bad, inability to withdraw, leaping to conclusions, using previous conspiracies as evidence to support their claims, and, it's always a conspiracy.Maybe, but not here, because ten-foot, alien, shape-shifting, blood-drinking, lizard types are everywhere and running the world. No, really, they are! THEY ARE!
We'll keep on fighting - and we'll win!
Thanks to the Conspiraloon laboratories, you can now Ruin Those You Resent without leaving your personal computer!
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The Antagonist
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Truthiness™ Tags™: Apocalyptoloonery™, boner worship, David Shayler, DO NOTHING REVOLUTIONARY BRIGADE, Fruit of the Loon™, It's a ConspiraTee™ Shirt, Messages from The Messiah™
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We can beat this - TOGETHER!
Mayan End Time: 21/12/2012
Please be patient
NEW VERY LATEST VERY IMPORTANT INTERNET CAMPAIGN - DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE POLITICS OF ASSISTING WAR CRIMINALS - GET A SHINY VERY NEW VERY IMPORTANT BUTTON NOW AND FEEL LIKE ONE OF THE 'IN' CROWD!!!
Don't like what somebody's got to say? Don't just ignore them - get a lynch mob, start an Internet based witch hunt, and shut them down!!
Michael Travesser End Time: 15/12/2007
This prediction has been demoted, as the Alliance High Council has deemed it damaging to our hard won credibility.
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4 comments:
I'd buy that for a dollar, if I could be bothered.
If I could be bothered, can you deliver before endtime?
<returns to selling all worldly possessions to that nice mr travesser>
congrats on the fantastic use of colours, Ant, the voices in my head are telling me the universe is pleased with your rainbow of words and have rewarded me for looking at them by making the angry man move out from underneath my bed the entire next week !
oh, yes, and i really, really want one of those t-shirts
They are of course printed on high-quality, 100% cotton, Fruit of the Loon™ ConspiraTee™ shirts.
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