Wednesday, 21 November 2007

When, who and why has tampered with history?

The Truth about pre 16th Century History AND the classiest Conspira-Soundtrack EVER!!



Orthodox History said...


We KNOW what happened.

Actually? HOW DARE YOU?

Stef said...

Fomenko's thesis would answer one or two niggling questions that I have with orthodox chronologies

It would, however, generate a few thousand new ones...

n. bonaparte said...

What is history but a set of lies agreed upon?

Anonymous said...

So let me get this straight, Jesus H Christ was 13 when William the Conquerer landed in the Anglo-Saxon Kingdom, or was William the Conquerer really the Roman Invasion? and why does
this map show the Roman Empire of the German Nation? Baffling

anatoly said...

- Yes he was

- No he wasn't

- Because the Roman Empire is a Jesuit fabrication

I hope this clarifies things

Tom said...

and why does this map show the Roman Empire of the German Nation? Baffling

That map is obviously a crude forgery. They didn't even have page numbers in "about 1097."

Tom said...

A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy: (Based on the research of Bob Riggins, Science Academy of South Texas)

People who try create new breeds of animals are attempting to engage in satanic evolutionism. They even claim to have evolved their own breeds, like poodles, for example. The truth is they just captured wild poodles.

A fascinating debate taking in all the -ologys.

Stef said...

That poodle gag is a good one

I also appreciate the sophisticated double parody those guys have got going on that site - lampooning ignorant religious fundamentalists by pretending to be a bunch of ignorant scientific fundamentalists pretending to be a bunch of ignorant religious fundamentalists


Take this outstanding line from Moderator Jeb for instance...

…like those damn Egyptians that didn't notice a world-wide Flood, though they were around at the time and had a liking for writing everything down (they'd write down what people wore to parties, darn it, yet they fail to note a Flood that covered the entire Earth! Same with the Asian Indians, and the Chinese, or any of the other cultures that also possessed written histories, yet failed to note any of the cataclysmic acts of the Judaeo-Christian god. absolutely faultless impression of someone talking straight out of his arse

Stef said...

or how about this one...

Chemists, being somewhat familiar with how elements and molecules combine and recombine non-randomly, haven't risen up as a body to declare the chemical origin or subsequent evolution of life to be a flat-out impossibility. Now why do you suppose that is?

Negative Proof!!™ of Truth™!! of a non-existent scientific theory for the origin of Life that would have tied Popper in knots

The man's only a genius

Tom said...

I leave the isms and schisms to the learned folks, I just want to live in a world where the poodles roam free again over the plains of Australia.

It does probably explain why scientists don't see anything wrong in cloning animals and mixing genes of different species. I once sat through a "documentary" on Channel 5 about whether you could get a half-man half-gorilla through diabolical cross-breeding. I could have given them a clue - "no".

So how do they get a spider goat? Certainly makes me wonder.

Stef said...

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.

Spider Goat, Spider Goat
Friendly neighborhood Spider Goat
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Action is his reward.

To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the Spider Goat

Tom said...

It was probably a chimp, not a gorilla. Never mix your monkeys.

The spider goat can spin a web stronger than steel just from its milk. It may be in league with Heather Mills, we don't yet know. If one of these things was to break loose in the country and some fool milked it, we could all turn to fibreglass within months.

jon doy said...

@ Stef - love the song, how long now until the inevitable iLoon™ downloadable album ?

we could probably get cds made in the shape of pyramids too

@ Tom - i think you just explained these awful fibroids i keep desperately wanting to gain a dogmatic belief system about and which only paid shills argue against