Friday, 7 September 2007

Conspiraloon™ Conspiralunatic Remedial Class - Lesson 1.0 - for advanced Conspiraloonists only

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UFO
: acronym - Stands for ALIEN INTRUDER Undoubtedly From Outerspace or SPACECRAFT Unquestionably From Outerspace - It does NOT stand for UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT
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Flying Saucer: generic term - oft applied to UFOs - Stands for Alien space vehicle From Space - It does NOT stand for Dish or Saucer shaped UFO
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You are now ready to proceed to the conspiraloonatic visual and mental acuity and selective editing and specious reasoning awareness tests:


The Preceding video, Out of the Blue, is fucking blatant disinformation telling you repeatedly that if you cannot identify it as a known piece of technology, it couldn't be unknown and from Earth, barefaced x-filestian propaganda

It's real genuine UFO ! a UFO ! ...So ?

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can anyone prove to me that space exists?

Stef said...

I suggest you contact the people behind this site...

http://geocosmos.tripod.com/

They know what's going on

The Antagonist said...

Working on the God principle - there's a word for space which means it must definitely exist in some form!!

Even if you can't see it.

Not even when you direct particles or waves of light in its general direction.

Daffyd Chayler said...

Stef said...

"I suggest you contact the people behind this site...

http://geocosmos.tripod.com/

They know what's going on"

I TOLD you the Earth was a concave sphere! Now who looks like a nutter, hey?

Anonymous said...

Hello Daffyd
Perhaps you can tell me what space is. I take it you've been there?

Daffyd Chayler said...

Simple, dear anonymous disciple!

Space is the space between the sky and the earth (remember, we all live on (in) a concave sphere) - This space between the continents and oceans - and the continents and oceans opposite - is filled with eels, at the centre of which is the giant electric eel (the sun) - the giant electric eel is the cousin of the great turtle, on which the mantle of the earth rests.

The apparent movement of the great eel, is caused by refracted light reflecting from the eel filled vacuum of 'space'.

Anonymous said...

Thank you Daffyd. That's most enlightening.

Do you think it is possible for space to exist within us? I was thinking that maybe space could exist inside our head, like there could be infinite space between our ears!

Daffyd Chayler said...

Drink enough of my hallucinogenic peepee and you'll believe in the infinite anything!

Anonymous said...

I want to believe!!!
Can I make my own hallucinogenic peepee?

Daffyd Chayler said...

Sure! If the remote viewing projects are still operating, they can pump you full of drugs and fuck up your mind to the extent you'll think you got to play with an alien spaceships controls - now that's good peepee.

jon doy said...

actually Daffyd, i don't think they used drugs, they just fucked with the "remote viewers'" minds as far as i know

Daffyd Chayler said...

SHILL!

jon doy said...

arse !

Daffyd Chayler said...

I'm the only saviour in the village!

jon doy said...

really ? well, instead of all this standing back and waiting for us to do something to save ourselves nonsense, why don't you do something about the "hell in a handcart" that's got you so here and in our faces ?

Daffyd Chayler said...

I think you're ignorant - and risking eternal damnation!

jon doy said...

and i think i've got your number, 'sunny'

The Antagonist said...

Daffyd Chayler said...

I think you're ignorant - and risking eternal damnation!


Aha! So this whole messiah trip (and it is a trip, de de de duh de de de duh, s - express) is a cunning Christians-only ruse.

The Antagonist said...

I want to believe!!!
Can I make my own hallucinogenic peepee?


Have a word with Daffyd for his latest special offers on magical pee-pee. No doubt he'll have a book about his experiences growing vegetables and making magi-hallucino-pee.

You'll be pleased to learn that Chayler-brand sandals are psychonaut-pee resistant and, in clinical tests, have been found to withstand the almost simultaneous loss of control of all bodily evacuation functions that occurs as the spirit transcends the body and the neurotic structure of ego.