Sunday, 26 August 2007

Take the Conspiraloon Challenge!!


An American Truth
™ Seeker explains...

"Why Alex Jones is so successful at deceiving the people"







Take the Conspiraloon Challenge !! and see how long you can sit through this tightly structured, brilliantly narrated, fact-packed masterwork before turning the fucker off

HOW DID YOU SCORE?!!

less than 1 minute = Jon Ronson
1 to 5 minutes = Greg Palast
5 to 10 minutes = John Pilger
10 to 15 minutes = Charlie Sheen
15 to 20 minutes = David Shayler
more than 20 minutes = David Icke

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20 comments:

Alexander Fear said...

Less than a minute, but I left it on in the background whilst I checked the site spirituallysmart.com so let's say I lasted 5-10 mins.

On the Spiritually Smart website- from the intro..

"All through religion classes we never learned about the Jewishness of Jesus and His family and His lineage. Would you believe that I was shown that Jesus was Jewish through an incredibly powerful dream I had one night while in boot camp for the NAVY?"

Wow, revealed through a dream, what most of us find out by reading a copy of the New Testament.

Do think he's discovered the greater conspiracy that the Pope is, in actual fact, a Catholic?

hateland said...

YOU'RE ALL SHILLS

sealove said...

I GUESS THAT MAKES YOU THE MARK [/caps]

The Antagonist said...

hateland said...

YOU'RE ALL SHILLS


NO!!! NO!!! SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!

I feel a little like Johnny Favourite must have felt at the end of Angel Heart...

Anonymous said...

"Wow, revealed through a dream, what most of us find out by reading a copy of the New Testament."

Maybe he never read a New Testament. I think that's his point. But anyway, Reading it and dreaming it are two different things in case you're too stupid to realize that.

Alexander Fear said...

Anonymous Coward,

When your website features quotes from the Bible and poses itself a dossier on Roman Catholicism, you would think the reader had taken some time to read into the New Testament (what Christianity is based upon).

Here is his intro:
http://tinyurl.com/2kgqqk

It's fine if he got the revelation through a dream but his whole site is aimed at exposing Catholicism, and claiming to be "Spiritually Smart" yet he never even read the book which is central to their faith?

Stupid, who?

Anonymous said...

I guess you're too lazy to read what you're commenting on. He later read a New Testament. You know what. you're not worth the time or the effort. you're probably some fat hog eating twinkies and sitting in front of your "puter"

Free Thinker said...

This blog is utter shite.

Written up by coincidence theorists from Naivety anonymous.

The gullibilty is breathtaking. Either that or Zionist interests are paying you lots of money for... what is it that floats your boat? Let me gues... rigged football (52 inch high def screen), xbox, porn, drugs and bevy... oh and cars made in another country...

Your god is Jeremy Clarckson... hilarious...

The Babylonian Brothhood London Establsihment will have littel trouble rounding you simpletons up.

jon doy said...

Free Thinker said...

This blog is utter shite.

Written up by coincidence theorists from Naivety anonymous.

The gullibilty is breathtaking. Either that or Zionist interests are paying you lots of money for... what is it that floats your boat? Let me gues... rigged football (52 inch high def screen), xbox, porn, drugs and bevy... oh and cars made in another country...

Your god is Jeremy Clarckson... hilarious...

The Babylonian Brothhood London Establsihment will have littel trouble rounding you simpletons up.


it's always gratifying when someone doesn't get it and they think we're actually, sincerely, Conspiraloons !

if only you'd taken the time to read this blog a little more deeply and find out for yourself if your rant had any basis in fact before you wrote it, then you wouldn't have to go away and hope that some day you'll realise what an utter plum you've made of yourself

everything wants to be free, Free Thinker, but perhaps you should consider paying someone - perhaps a Common Purpose graduate consultant - for some of your thinking from now on ?

The Antagonist said...

Must be the day for it, I had one of them over here too.

Your god is Jeremy Clarckson... hilarious...

Shit, I thought we'd managed to keep that bit a secret.


The Babylonian Brothhood London Establsihment will have littel trouble rounding you simpletons up.

And that makes us different from you in what way?

jon doy said...

actually, Free Thinker, to be fair, i should probably answer your question:

only the best will do for Real™ Conspiraloons™, that's why we shills watch copious amounts of telescreen on three yard wide illuminated projector screens - and, of course, we fund the bbc with pride by having tv licences - mainly we watch as much anti-human and Real™ pollution™ obfuscating anti-co2 envirofascism™ wildlife programming™ as we can find in the tv guide, members of the Alliance are then usually likely to turn over for a bit of Real™ True™ Gonzo Islamofascist™ Terrorism™ expose, after that, it's over to the Big Brother House, and later on some Real™ True™ News™ - if we're lucky it'll be that Celebrity™ News™, which is of course the finest and most important that any human can hope to find, in the ad break during some Real Actual xfilestianity inducing mockumentary on the One True Real Truth of not-at-all CIA spycraft but in FACT™ Alien™ Flying™ Saucers™ From™ Space™, then if we're really lucky and the tv god is truly™ smiling on us, there may even be a show about peak oil that doesn't even mention that oil doesn't come from fossils but in fact from geological processes, they're amongst our favourites, as the evening draws on, it's channel flipping time again for the repeat of celebrity fuckwit how do we solve a problem like Paris Hilton, which is followed by late night poker, after which a bit of poor quality pseudo porn brings the tellie evening to a shining proud end for members of the Alliance™

then we usually head over here to Conspiraloon™ Alliance™ Central to earn more shill points by posting some more DO NOTHING™ PRopaganda - because only DOING NOTHING™ will save us from the only two problems in the world, namely, aliens from space, and, most dreadful of all, the lack of One True DISCLOSURE™ of their actual from-spaceness

jon doy said...

^ or better still, space aliens from another dimension

jon doy said...

...other dimensions being things that truly™ exist

jon doy said...

yes of course the universe is so massive - and sufficiently old - that there must be many many many other worlds out there with life on them

but all this 'UFOs can only come from space and are therefore alien in origin' stuff that's being pumped (in a very green-lit - though you're supposed to think it's not - sort of a way) into our TVs (those of us who have them, of course) and other media is so obviously just another bullshit way of making people demand a one world government - if you don't know what i'm talking about watch The Day The Earth Stood Still or Independence Day

even through this aspartame, msg, hydrolysed protein, prozac, ritalin, and fluoride induced semi coma it's blindingly obvious

anyone pushing xfilestianity - rather than a reasoned contextual analysis of, oh, i dunno, the military industrial complex, the missing trillions, and all the xfilestianic PRopaganda - is at the very least a dangerous fool

for handy reference, go to the many ufo-y tags on this very shill™ blog, especially the President Ray Gun one

The Antagonist said...

I'm still shocked that the Clarkson thing leaked.

paul said...

Looks like the game's up, lads. I suggest we pool our talmudic gold and construct an ashram to the living god.

Stef from South Island said...

Of course, here in New Zealand JC really is worshipped as a living God

I wish I was joking

The Antagonist said...

Don't worry about all that.

Did you manage to get the gold across safely?

The Antagonist said...

The Antagonist said...

hateland said...

YOU'RE ALL SHILLS

NO!!! NO!!! SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!

I feel a little like Johnny Favourite must have felt at the end of Angel Heart...


Hmmm. Johnny Favourite indeed, I didn't write that comment.

Stef from South Island said...

Did you manage to get the gold across safely?

Yes

and preparation of the tunnels is almost complete

Happy days