Wednesday 25 July 2007

The scoup on the fascist Whitehouse coup

Those dedicated and unrepentant Conspiraloons at the good old State Broadcasting Corporation have done themselves proud with some Conspiraloonery of the highest order.

BBC RADIO 4 - DOCUMENT
The award-winning investigative series returns, in which Mike Thomson takes a document as a starting-point to shed new light on past events.

Latest: The Whitehouse coup


THE WHITEHOUSE BEHIND BARS
food and water supplies cut by Al Gore's new
restorative justice programme:
Starve and Impoverish the Ruling Classes (SIRC)


Document uncovers details of a planned coup in 1933 by right-wing American businessmen aimed at toppling President Franklin D Roosevelt with the help of half-a-million war veterans.
The coup -- the attempt that's known about -- failed and half-a-million war veterans got fuck all in the way of pensions.

Listen to this Conspiraloonery of the highest order here.

Luckily, as with the entire continent of South America, and North America, just about every country in Europe and a few others for good measure (add your own favourites in the comments) this sort of right-wing evil doesn't happen any more and the nasty right-wing businessmen types have all had spiritual awakenings and gone off to work in advertising and marketing after repenting live on all terrestrial, digital and satellite TV and radio stations for 33 days straight. Even Iraq is free from evil businessmen looking for ever more profit now that it's been liberated by Halliburton America Carlyle Inc. and blessed with good old, god-fearing, red, white and blue FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY in the form of a FREE AMERIKKKAN military base in every back yard.

What the BBC shills and liars don't tell you in their exclusive Conspiraloonery, in a clever reversal of the TRUE FACTS, is that 'businessmen' and 'fascists' is just a shill cover for alien-human hybrid lizard shapeshifters.

Or maybe it's the other way round, I can never remember....

Sunday 15 July 2007

This is an Orange


The first eight seconds are the best and I propose that in future all TRUTH
videos start with this introduction...



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Wednesday 11 July 2007

Noam tells it like it is - NOT!!





Remember Noam is a Marxist and Marx, like Lenin, was a paid agent of the Zionist Banking Cabal that is conspiring to terraform the planet into a more Lizard-friendly environment by stimulating CO2 emissions and consequently increasing global temperature

It's so freaking obvious!!

Why can't people UNDERSTAND!!?

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Thursday 5 July 2007

U-SUK UNITY FLAG of Greater Britain and Better America

Hot on the heels of Independence Day -- the day the Americans in Britain that are here to recolonise the country celebrate revolting against the evil British Oppressors they're now colonising culturally -- The Sun gees up a bit of good old fashioned British nationalism, just like the jingoism of yesteryear:


The Sun has made a variety of Union Jack desktop wallpapers available in various sizes from the whopping, eye-wateringly huge 1280 x 1024 RED WHITE and BLUE pixels of middle-class 'read it for the tits and sport' PC owners all the way down to the IMPOVERISHED UNDERCLASS CHAV SCUMBAGS who found their PCs in a skip, and power it from a lamp post, 540 x 405.

Bjork says: MAKE YOUR OWN FLAG


So that's what the Conspiraloon Alliance did! After many thousands of years of intensive research, the Conspiraloon Alliance are proud to present 100% TRUE and HISTORICALLY ACCURATE UNITY FLAG OF GREATER BRITAIN AND BETTER AMERICA, known more formally by its official name of The New International Flag of the United Mistakes of Britain and America, as supported by Rupert Murdoch's Red, White and Blue 'News' International media worldwide.

FLY THE NEW
BRITISH & AMERICAN UNITY FLAG
FOR UNITY
, WAR, UNITY, WAR, AND UNITY

If you're watching the news in your locality and your Technicolor screen is displaying predominantly three colours - RED, WHITE and BLUE - this flag is for you too.

Sky Red, White and Blue News


CNN Red, White and Blue News

ITV Red, White and Blue News (R.I.P.)

BBC Red, White and Blue News


[DECLARE™ INDEPENDENCE™]
[DON'T LET THEM DO THAT TO YOU]


Tuesday 3 July 2007

Apollo was a HOAX!! German Dance Metal Mix - in ameriKKKan English


Sing along!
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
we're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

Do you want me?
(no I don't)
Do you need me?
(No I don't)
Dance with me I'm leading?
(No I can't)
Will you love me?
(No I won't)

This is not a love song

(No it's not)
I don't sing my mother tounge
(No I don't)
Afrika vor Santa Claus
Und vor Paris steht Mickey Maus

We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
we're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

Will you do it?
(No I won't)
Should you do it?
(No I don't)
Could you do it?
(No I can't)
Will you please me?
(No I won't)

If you don't want me
(You'll get hurt)
If you don't need me
(You'll get hurt)
If you don't love me
(You'll get hurt)
Fuck you is the magic word

We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
we're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

We're all living in Amerika
Coca Cola, Wonderbra
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

This is not a love song
No, this is not a love song

This is how we do it
You'll get hurt
Fuck you is the sweetest word

We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist Wunderbar
we're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

We're all living in Amerika
Coca Cola, sometimes war
we're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

Monday 2 July 2007

Feed Your Head!!

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Time for a little Conspiraloon
brain training. No conspiracies as such just consciousness-expanding lyrics and visuals...





One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Call Alice
When she was just small

When men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said:
"Feed your head
Feed your head
Feed your head"

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